Incred-A-Blaster
Now I've got a certified Incred-A-Blaster! With a Pied
Baloney! And boy, can I hit the ceilin' now! I
recommend it to all your doctors and accountants.
It's best if you play the Star-Spangled Banner (c)
1963 Sam Bunting Productions on your teeth.
Copyright 1999 by Victor Samson. If you're crazy
enough to steal any of my ideas, you deserve what's
coming to you.