I've Been Knocked Up by the President!

I want you all to know that I'm having the president's baby. He's a good boy, but he doesn't know entirely where to stick his privates, so he put 'em in me. So I'll be coming down with a child. I hope it passes gas soon.
Copyright 1999 by Victor Samson. If you're crazy enough to steal any of my ideas, you deserve what's coming to you.