How to Pufoam Su-gee Own Yo Sef, Vollum Fo
Fust, elevate yo sef up the wazoo. Den, cap you prang oh-so-lovely-like.
Fuddamo, if you enjo-in' yo sef now, just wait ti nekt Tudi. Now just go
to cuttin'! If you lop sumpin' off, don't you worry, that's the whole point!
You'll be done wheneva you feel betta.
Copyright 1999 by Victor Samson. If you're crazy
enough to steal any of my ideas, you deserve what's
coming to you.