The scene opens up with a shot of a packed HWA Arena. It's Monday night and the fans are awaiting the next appearance with great anticipation. [No, NO E-STAR TIME! :)] Suddenly Italian style music is played throughout the arena and the fans start to boo at the top of their lungs as they know that one of the new HWA Stars is going to address them. And yes, the music changes to To Vuo 'Fa L'Americano and the giant Signore Balzaretti appears at the portal.

His long dark hair is held together behind his head, a newly grown goatie can be seen on his chin, and his dark eyes are set straight to the ring. He is dressed in an Italian designer suit and is slowly walking to ringside.

The fans start trowing trash at him, but the Italian monster just keeps on moving, not realizing anything that is going on around him. He enters the ring over the top rope and is handed a mic by one of the announcers.

Signore Balzaretti: Um, hello. The Commissioner told me to come here and speak. So I speak. That means you shut up and listen and I speak, capisce?

The fans start to boo even more, but Balzaretti doesn't seem to notice.

Signore Balzaretti: Last Wednesday I did what I said I would do. I beat Ecstasy up. I don't care about the Interwhatever Title, so it is okay that I didn't win. But what is not acceptable is thhaviour of Rider and Fuller. I got my revenge on Fuller, the HWA camera man, for attacking me. I beat the Testa Di Merda up real good.

But Steve Rider, your time will come this Terror. You want to interview me all the time, telling me what you think about Mama, asking stupid stupid STUPID questions, and thenyou think you can piss off Signore Balzaretti? I'm not sure what you think you Testa Di Cazo {the Italian speaking fans start to laugh} but I don't think it's a good idea.

So, this Terror, is Tuesday, si? Tuesday? Tuesday! This Tuesday I will make sure that you leave this arena in an ambulanzia. And don't you doubt I can do that, I even promise you I will do that.

So, Ecstasy is in the next round for the tourney, which is ok, I don't care. But if he thinks that he can escape the rage of the Signroe Balzaretti, I will make sure he will get BEATEN UP again. I have a couple of brothers who would just love to help me BEAT UP some people. We're family, you know, we help each other.

And we work for Charity.

So, I have a match, yes? Against El Gordo and Jonny Jimmy Vegas. WHO?

Against a fat man and a gambler? EY! What do you think I am? I work for Charity, they give me money and I leave them alone. I might come back for more money, but I don't beat up people who give me my money. So, El Gordo, you give me a little money, not much, just enough that I can buy... I can help some people who need it, and I won't BEAT YOU UP!

And Las Vegas, you give me your gambling money, ok? You give me the money and I leave you alone and I won't tell my familiy that you take money that is not yours. You take money FROM charity, which is not good, you don't need money from charity, you GIVE money to charity. Ok?

So, we have a deal?

Good. And Rider, your time will come.

With that the big man steps out of the ring and hands the mic back to the announcer, not without taking a couple of bucks off him. We fade out as Signore Balzaretti walks back to the dressing room, accompanied by a huge amount of boos.