Esteban: Now I'm ready! How can I help you?
Man: Esteban, we're from the NAWA and we wanted to have a quick word, or rather a short interview with you.
Anytime, my friends, ask your questions, please.
Obviously your offer concering the title match this Wednesday has not been accepted, what do you have to say about that?
Well, to be honest, I didn't expect my offer to be accepted. I damn well know why the Commish wants us all three together in the cage this Wednesday, and I was one hundred percent sure that he wanted me to be there when whatever he has planned will go down. I just wanted to show my respect for the World Title and the Champ, but since the Champ himself has said that he wants me to compete in the match as well, hm, I think I'll grant him his wish.
What do you think this 'smelling a rat' comment was all about?
Well, Revo and Dawg are both right, something is planned for the show, we don't know what it is, but let me tell you one thing, I am more than ready to take on anything that comes my way. People don't call me the Supernatural One for nothing, you know, you have to earn a nickname like that in order to live up to the legacy and perception that such a name brings along.
I thought your nickname was Latin Lover?
No, that's not my nickname, that's a way of life.
What about E-Star?
Well, that is another nickname, but that was a long time ago, the only thing that quite remembers me of this rather dark time in the Latin Lover's history is my weekly show, E-Star Time, which has proven to be n utter success in the HWA, and it seems to work quite well in the NAWA as well!
Big Dawg, our Champion, has said that he doesn't really like you and that you don't have his respect...
You know what, I could care less if he likes me or not, I'm not here to play card games or something with him, I'm here to beat him up real good and take his title out of his dirty hands, that's what I am here for, I don't need anybody to like me for this! And about the respect, well, true, I haven't accomplished anything so far here in the NAWA, but one thing is for sure, I'm not in a World Title match because I am a loser, oh no, Fat Puppy, I'm in the Main Event because people expect to see a great show, and because I am famous for putting on a NIGHT TO REMEMBER everytime I step into a squared circle, or even better, everytime I step into a steel cage. My old battles with HWA Superstars Wild Thang and Apocalypse are legendary for their cruelty, their excitement, and for their entertainment value, and please don't expect anything less than that when I put foot into a NAWA cage. The fans want to see three great Superstar battle it out for the top title of this federation, and they want to see us give no less than one hundred percent, and the Latin Lover plans on doing exactly that, I will put on a show the fans won't forget in a long time, and I'm sure that neither Revo nor Doggy will do anything less than that.
Talking about Revolutionist, what are your feelings towards the fact that you will have to battle this good friend of yours?
To be real honest, I would rather stand in the ring beside him, on his side, facing those braindead Untouchable morons, and I'd prefer not to have to fight him this Wednesday. But, God wanted us to be in this ring, in this cage, on Wednesday, together but every man for himself, and I expect him to be at one hundred percent as well. He's a good man, a good friend, you know, but he also is a great competitor with great ambitions, and rightfully so in my opinion. I will go in there as his friend and I will leave as his friend, but I can't give any guarantee on anything that might happen in the cage on Wednesday. One thing is for sure, though, and that is if anything should go wrong or not as planned, I will be the first one to help you out, Revo, and if it means that I'd have to give up my title shot. I am a good friend, I have let other friends down in the past and I have regretted it badly, I won't do it again, I have learnt my lesson.
So you will not refrain from attacking him?
Of course not, listen, this is a World Title match, this is the Main Event of a great show, and there are three great competitors in the cage battling for the number one spot of th federation. All of us will go into this cage with one thing on the mind, being the first one to get out of there as soon as possible, by all means necessary. My attacks will be directed towards both Revo and Dawg, but after the match I will be there by Revo's side again, watching his back and supporting him in his fight against the Untouchable Moron Army.
Anything more to conclude?
Yes, one more thing, Mr. Commissioner, Countryboy, so you want to see us beat each other up, huh? A little sadist, huh? Well, so you refused my OFFER, well, here is a REQUEST! Revolutionist and the Latin Lover against any two of your lowlife group in a Tornade Rules Tag Team Match this Sunday! I don't care if you come down yourself to get your ass kicked, I don't care if it's Drunk Bastard or whoever else is part of what I like to call Undescribable Idiocy, the Untouchables. So, this is not an OFFER but more of a CHALLENGE, so think about it and ACCEPT! Oh, and never forget, I'm always ready to KICK SOME ASS AND BREAK SOME BONES!
Well, thank you for this interview, Esteban...
Anytime again. Hasta luego!
{With that the Latin Lover picks up his bag again and looks at his watch. He realizes that he is very late again and starts running slowly, getting faster with every step. The camera gives us a last shot of the man who could very well pull off a sensational victory tomorrow night to become NAWA World Champion in only his second match in the federation. Fade out.}