Esteban: ~the fans are still booing as loud as they can~ HEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOOO HWA FANS! Welcome to my show! Let me tell you one thing, I JUST LOVE F*CKING AROUND WITH YOU! As you can see, not only did I decimate Rave in our match yesterday, no, I also eliminated the so-called great stars of the HWA in the tournament! So, Apocalypse, Ranger Steel, Harbinger, Kamikaze, Unforgiven, and unluckily, by accident, Poco Loco, how does it feel to get kicked out of the ring by the Latin Lover? Well, what can I say. I didn't win the number one contendership, but then again, who needs to be the number one contender to anything if you're already winning the war!
As you can see, by my side is the lovely Cecilia, the only woman worthy enough to stand here with me today, as she is the MASTER of the game we play. Oh my god, what a nice show it was, what a couple of hard weeks for the E-Star, being away from the greatest mastermind of all times, from the most beautiful woman on earth, but yesterday, not only did we SCREW over RAVE once again, no, we finally solved the mystery behind what we call wrestling. We showed you just how things are working around here, and I'll explain it to you in a couple of minutes. But now, please welcome the NEWEST member of LATIN ANGER! Please welcome the Mastermind, CECILIA!
He hands the mic over to his girlfriend who is wearing a stunning yellow and blue combination again. The fans start to boo even louder than they did when Esteban was speaking.
Cecilia: Well, well, well, it's incredible how the mood of millions of people can change in just a matter of seconds! At one moment I am the saviour, your greatest hero, ready to step up for you and fight evil, but then, just ONE second later, you start booing at me, hating me, tossing trash at me in disgust. I am still the same person! I didn't do anything but what you expected me to do! You want us to see destroy things, that's why you watch our shows, don't you? You want to be entertained, you want to be surprised by creative and unsuspected turns. Well, there ya go, as unsuspected as you can get, it's the epic story of good against evil, but for us, it's just our job.
Can you imagine what the ratings are going to be like next week? People want to see what happens next! When is Cecilia going to face her former good friend Rave, when is Esteban going to go one on one with his former tag partner Jason Chambers?! That's why you are watching the show, you want to see people destroying things, people risking their lives, people spilling blood, and because you are too CHICKEN to do it yourself you watch our show! It's that simple! But well, what can I say, can you imagine how much money this will earn us, the wrestlers involved in all this? We just catapulted our salaries to the next level! There's nothing finer than lots and lots of cash, don't you think? But instead of taking risks yourself you want US to do it, and well, fine, as long as we get a shit load of money for it! But that's not all, monsieur?
Esteban: Thank you, ma ch�re. Now, let's have a quick look at HOW we propel ourselves into superstardom. We demolish the Enforcer Lair, we destroy the B-Team Van, we spill the blood of Rave, Happy Pete, Apocalypse, Sean Ferguson, and the other heroes, and now we destroy the mighty Malice Palace! And what does that tell us about you? It's not us who is sick, it's YOU, because you buy the shows, you buy the merchandise, you sit in front of your TVs, anxious about what is going to happen next! Esteban merchandise has rocketed sky high! The Latin Lover t-shirts are up there with Happy Pete's and Jason Chambers', but I am the bad guy, ain't I? How come I am more popular than people like Apocalypse, like Wild Thang, like Sean Ferguson? Because you know that when the E-Star is around you'll get entertained by anti-entertainment. Instead of constructive entertainment you'll see destructive entertainment. And not only do you like it, no, YOU LOVE IT! You are a bunch of sadist swines, but apparently you have lost all your morals and ethics to realize it!
Cecilia: Call us unjust, call us wrong, call us evil, we still earn A LOT more money than any of you do! We are the business! We are modern wrestling! Like it or not, that's the way it is, and there's?
together: ? ABSOLUTELY NADA?
Cecilia: ? you can do about it! You say you hate us, but in reality you LOVE us, you watch every step we make because you think, in your sensations hungry attitude, we might destroy a career or two on our way to the top. Well, WE ARE ON TOP now, we don't need no stinking belts, we have what we want. Lots of money, lots of anger, and we have OURSELVES. We fooled you since the day we joined this federation. We tricked everyone who stood in our way. We invented the MASTERPLAN to take us to the top. Well, here we are, ready to kick some ass from here to BAGHDAD, always looking for the next opportunity to screw with the so-called heroes of this fed. Every man and every woman has a price, they are all mercenaries, ready to jump ship as soon as they spot a better opportunity. We are only the minor players in this game, but we are damn good at it, and you will see, soon our attitude, our skills and our intelligence will take us to more GOLD than we could ever imagine!
Esteban: There's nothing you can do about it, we're playing the game called wrestling, and whichever point of view you take, we're still BAD INFLUENCE, because we UNDERSTAND how to make the best of our situation and how to get to the top without any problems! We know who we are and what we can do for this oh so evil world, where only the strong and intelligent survive!
Cecilia: you might not like us, in fact you might hate us, but there is one thing you can't deny? WE ARE GOOD AT WHAT WE ARE DOING! We specialised in pissing off people and destructive entertainment, and well, we do our job, we get millions? and millions of bucks for doing so, and we are the most anti-popular duo of the world! We are on top! And we will continue to be on top of the game! AND WHY?
Esteban: BECAUSE WE CAN! We're outta here!
Esteban drops the mic and the couple flips off the crowd. Esteban takes off his swet shirt and reveals a 'Rave is over' t-shirt. They climb out of the ring and the Latin Lover takes the Mastermind's hand, and the two walk back to the locker room area, accompanied by loud boos and flying trash. Fade out.