This man is the myth, the legend, known as... the Starfish Trooper.

ST: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!! What have THEY done to my face? What have THEY done to my face?

Ha! Hey you! Cameraman! Come here for a second... why? Well, you seem very suspicious to me, you might just know something about THEM. Yeah, I mean, just look at you, with this one big black eye sticking out of your forehead, completely NOT proportional to the rest of your body. If I could go back in time to the point where I still had my memory, I would definitely be able to tell if you were one of THEM. Actually, you HAVE to be one of THEM, I mean, why would you stand here and observe my every movement all day long? You just want to see what your experiments have done to me, what this... Starfish... can do now, with the improved skills you gave me, right?

Well, let me tell you one thing, you don't know what THEY have done... THEY have created a monster. Strong, powerful, fast and looking for revenge. Looking for someone responsible for my misery. A Starfish... looking for THEM.

And I said to myself, you will go through every single being, every single thing on the face of this earth... and even up there, in the infinite space of the universe, in order to find THEM, whoever THEY might be, wherever THEY might be.

THEY turned me into a... STARFISH!

I have my orders! {hysterically pointing on his head, trying to tell us that these orders come from inside his head} I HAVE MY ORDERS! I am a soldier, you know, I was elected to find THEM!

And this... Starfish Trooper... is on a mission, and you have to understand that this mission is of GREAT importance, not only to me but to mankind as a whole. THEY are out there, somewhere, and I will find THEM.

Ahahahaha! Yes! {screaming towards the sky} Did you hear me? I WILL FIND YOU!

And then, we're gonna do the exact same thing again, and again, but this time the other way round... I will torture THEM! I will take THEIR memory. I will be THEIR god!

Oh, and by the way, I like wrestling too, and I think I used to be quite good at this as well. Before THEY took me away. Now, I don't know what I am and what I used to be.

Hm, what do I see here? The roster? The man known as? Wild Thang? Finally a man who knows what it is like to lose control. Finally a man who has seen what it's like to be hated for being? not like the others. Good to see that SOMEBODY has the guts to step up to the plate and take initiative. A man who reminds me of the past, my past, THEIR past.

You know, with your help, Wild Thang, maybe I can find out what I used to be, maybe I can find out what it is like to be? human.

Destroy, kill, hurt, shatter, frighten. Show me all these things that make you and me? human, or so I was told. I can't remember. I CAN'T REMEMBER!

But hey, the chiefs told me I had to fight as well, here in the UWLM. Fight whom? Fight THEM? Are THEY here as well?

{whispering} I'll find out.

Well, some people around here think they know it all, I was told. THEY said find them and destroy them. Who's first? Whoever thinks he's strong enough? the Starfish Trooper is waiting, and anybody who wants to teach me a lesson, let me tell you? YOU are just the innocent little victim, having to suffer my rage? and it's your own fault. Stay out of my way and you'll be likely to escape the wrath of the Starfish? oppose me? and suffer.

{screaming again} THEY're here! THEY ARE HERE! And THEY are coming to get you too! Every one of you!

There's only one thing left to do for me? find THEM before THEY arrive.

With that the man known as Starfish Trooper turns away from the camera, smiles one last time at the mirror, and then walks out of the room. We hear almost quiet laughter in the background as the scene fades to black.

What is the mystery behind this man? Who are THEY? What are THEY? Will THEY ever arrive? More on that in the next edition of the Starfish Files!!