The scene opens up with a shot of a nice and quiet place somewhere on the beach. Seagulls can be heard screaming at each other, telling each other the newest gossip about Wild Thang’s little drag excursions and Danny’s mom. The waves are slowly falling onto the beach, the sun is tickling the hairs on the neck of the two people sitting in their beach chairs, looking at the ocean.

The camera zooms around a little more and we realise that the couple watching the wide open is none other than the HWA’s first couple…

Esteban and Cecilia

Both of them are just enjoying life and living the moment, but as soon as they spot the HWA camera Esteban’s face changes from a relaxed look to a more serious and even disappointed look.

Esteban: Hello, HWA fans, and welcome to Paradise.

He takes of his shades and looks straight at the camera.

Esteban: I am sorry, HWA fans, I am sorry for not fulfilling the trust and the expectations you set in me last Sunday. I was so SURE that I could walk out of HWA Boot Camp as the new World Champ, but sometimes you just can’t do what you want, even though you REALLY want it.

Wild Thang, you gave me a good fight, no doubt, but you were FAR from whooping my ass, like you promised to do my friend. It was more of a ME whooping YOUR ass, with you weaselling your way out of this beatdown to retain your title.

It was a very close call, and yes, it’s true, your feet touched the ground first, but not even a second before I touched the ground. I know, it makes you the winner, and I guess I’ll have to accept that, but there is one thing I won’t accept.

You did NOT pin my shoulders to the mat! The score is 1-1, Wild Thang, time to find out who the REAL winner of this battle is! This time I issue the challenge.

You, moi, World Title, anytime, anyplace, anywhere, your stips.

What do you say, you in for a really WILD time?

Anyhow, I can see that we are scheduled to face each other, again, this Friday. In a Six-Man match. Now, let’s just see who will be on each side of the ring.

All of my favourite beatdown boys on one side, Mild Boy, Danny Boy, Lody Boy. The SchmuckStars!

And on my side, Rave, Jason Chambers, the Latin Lover, the MALICE PALACE!

Well, my friends, this seems to be more than appropriate for headlining the next event. I mean, what we’ll see is a BEATDOWN PALACE STYLE in full effect and full extent! God, this is going to be great! It’s time to entertain our fans, after my personal disaster last Sunday, and what do they want to see? They want to see the Latin Lover and the Palace beat the living hell out of some poor, unworthy, LOWlife JOBBERS!

HWA fans, I invite you to take part in this NIGHT TO REMEMBER, when the Palace shows the wanna-be superstars WHAT EXACTLY it means to be the BEST in the business!

Now, HWA fans, please excuse us, but the Women’s Champ and the Latin Lover need some more, um, mental preparation in order to cope with all the shear amazement and excitement that will come upon us and all over us when we step into that ring at Friday Fear!

Schmuck Stars, prepare for a BEATDOWN PALACE STYLE! And out!

With that the Latin Lover motions for the camera to move away. We slowly zoom away from the scene and finally fade out with a last shot of Esteban and Cecilia staring at the sky, hand in hand. Out.