The scene opens up with a shot of a packed HWA Arena. It’s Monday night and the fans know they are in for a special treat, the TIME of their life. Brian Blake, HWA’s own ring announcer, can be seen standing in the middle of the ring. He holds a mic to his mouth and addresses the crowd.

Brian Blake: Ladies and Gentlemen, HWA fans all over the world, it’s Monday night, and it’s about TIME… it’s about E-STAR TIME!

The fans go absolutely nuts as a loud BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMBBBAAAA can be heard all over the arena. The Caribbean style music makes the fans jump to their feet and dance to the beat. Four pairs of dancers appear at the entrance ramp and they slowly dance towards the ring, always swinging to the beat. Suddenly yellow and white pyros go off all around the ramp and the fans stop for a second, just to watch the happenings in the aisle. And yes, there they are, HWA’s Latino Spice and the Latin Lover himself,

Cecilia and Esteban

Both of them are wearing their new snow white outfits, with Cecilia holding her Women’s Belt high up into the air, doing the two-time sign to her fans. Esteban slowly puts on his blue shades and walks up behind Cecilia, having his hand move gently over her back and shoulders. Esteban hops onto the apron and over the ropes with a springboard somersault. He holds the ropes for his enchanting girlfriend and the two perform a first class salsa act right in the middle of the ring. The fans seem to enjoy the show, the male fans seem to enjoy the four sexy female dancers at ringside, all Latino of course, and the female fans seem to enjoy the four well-built male dancers at ringside, Latino of course!

Esteban gets on the mic and is just about to speak when the noise is propelled to new levels as Cecilia climbs the turnbuckle, holding up her belt. Esteban turns around and smiles and climbs the opposite turnbuckle and the fans roar even more. The lovely couple looks at each other and then both jump back down at the same time, meeting each other in the middle of the ring. He kisses her on the cheek and then gets back on the mic.

Esteban: Weeeeeelllllccccooommmeee, HWA fans ALL over the world! It’s time, it’s time, it’s E-STAR TIME!

Well, I’ve come here today to speak about a couple of things. First of all, Mr. Commissioner, Lieutenant Suckass, Sir! You think you can just walk in here, change the stipulations of whatever match you want and just send four of your retard schmucks out here to beat up… the MALICE PALACE?

I have a question for you. ARE YOU NUTS?

You know, the Death Metal Scum tried to do that, the Cowboys From Hell tried to do that, even Bad Influence tried to do that. They failed. THEY FAILED!

And now YOU come here, Commish, and please, give me a break, look at your TEAM, look at your HITMEN, c’mon Dark Warrior? Ranger Steel? Danny B? JIM FUCKING LODY?

Maybe you think you are bringing us down morally with confronting such lowlife scum day in day out, but you’re just making us ANGRY! And someday, Major Jackass, you will have to PAY!

The Palace has won 21 World Titles, let me spell that out for ya, TWENTY ONE fucking WORLD TITLES in its history. And you want to take us down with Jim Lody and the Dark Warrior?

As DBR would put it… AHAHAHAHAHA!

But I see that you scheduled a little match for me, this Tuesday. You know, my eyes were flying over the card on Saturday and I didn’t find me on it. But then my eyes wandered down to the bottom of the card, to the OPENING match, and I saw my name written next to Bon Jovi’s.

The opener it is then, that’s absolutely fine with me, but I promise you this, Signore Commissionare, the opener will NOT be the only time the HWA fans will see me on that card!

I was hired to MAKE THE DIFFERENCE, to provide A NIGHT TO REMEMBER, to run the SHOW, to spread LOVE and JOY and friggin ENTERTAINMENT.

And that’s what you will get! Promise!

Now, Dark Warrior, Ranger Steel, I don’t know WHAT your problem is, I don’t know WHO the hell you think you are, but if you think fucking with the Palace is a wise idea, well, I DON’T THINK SO!

Your time will come as well, and you’d better start preparing for the BEATING OF YOUR LIFETIME! Cuz that, and nothing less, is what you are going to GET!

And, Dark Warrior, bring that sis of your to the ring, Kris, or whatever her name is. I have not only a more beautiful lady, but also a more talented and skilled lady standing right here BY MY SIDE who is just BEGGING to get her hands on your sister! One, two, three and over!

So, back to you Lody, still running around in your pink tutus, eh? Let me tell you something, you Ferguson-wanna-be, you might be the better SMOKER, you might be the better COMPLETE IDIOT, but you’re the LOWEST SKILLED WRESTLER in this business! Even the Blue Lightning Mask Man would have had the fun of his life beating the living hell out of you!

And, oh Wild Boy, don’t you think I forgot about you. My challenge still stands, you, moi, World Title, anytime, YOUR STIPS! Don’t you feel to safe with your newfound illiteracy, no, irresponsibility, no invincibility? Your NOT invincible, and I AM THE MAN who will prove just that!

Commish, Spliff Stars, Power Ranger, Dark One, WILD BOY, you’d all better PREPARE… FOR… A… BEATDOWN… PALACE STYLE!

With that the entire crowd goes crazy again as they sing along with the Latin Lover. Esteban tosses the mic into the crowd and helps Cecilia out of the ring. The two celebrate on their way back to the locker room area, talking to their fans, joking and signing autographs. Fade out.