The scene opens up at the HWA Monday Night House Show. As usual, the arena is packed with screaming fans. Suddenly HWA in-ring announcer Brian Blake enters the ring and the fans go nuts as they know that he is about to announce the show they people have been waiting for.

Brian Blake: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my pleasure to bring to you, tonight, the TIME of your life! HWA fans, are you READY for E-STAR TIME!

The HWA fans go absolutely nuts as a new music is played. It’s Moby’s Porcelain (on The Beach Soundtrack, for those of you who are interested). They hold up their signs for the former HWA Champ who’s always in for a WILD night!

And then, suddenly, the arena’s noise level reaches new height. There SHE is, one of the most beautiful women this planet has ever seen, her long dark hair flying over her shoulders as she quickly walks down the entrance ramp, with her enchanting smile only being out-shined by the stunning white combination that she’s wearing, she is…

CECILIA

She walks about halfway down the aisle, then turns around and waits for the standard procedure to take place. And then, the E-Star himself, the Latin Lover, the Supernatural One, the fifth ever HWA Grand Slam Champ,

ESTEBAN

appears at the portal, long white loose-fit pants, white shoes, a relaxed white t-shirt, a beautiful white hat, BLUE shades, and a bouquet of white flowers. His intriguing smile grows even bigger as he sees his beautiful girlfriend standing about twenty feet in front of him, waiting for him. He smells the flowers and then slowly walks towards his love, embracing her, handing her the flowers and giving her a shy kiss on the cheek.

Cecilia takes her boyfriend by the hand and the lovely couple makes its way to ringside, he hops over the top rope and holds the ropes for his enchanting girlfriend. Brian Blake hands him the mic as the fans roar even more for the Duo Infernale.

Esteban:

We-he-helll, HWA fans, it’s time, it’s about damn time, it’s about damn E-STAR TIME!

Ya know, it’s been a while since I last talked to you, and I have A LOT to say, so Danny B, go smoke a joint or something, this is gonna take a while.

Well, how should I start, hm, first of all, Tuesday Terror. Let’s recap the action, shall we. Esteban beats Dark Warrior, FAIR AND SQUARE! Ranger Steel tried to save your ass my friend, but it was SO obvious that I would have dropped the Salto Angel on you and you wouldn’t have had a chance to escape. And you know what the funny thing is? You KNOW it!

Well, Dark Man, this is far from over, with Rave back in the game after his little stint of absence due to YOUR interference, I’m pretty sure that he will want to raise a little hell for you, sometime soon!

And Ranger Steel, you think you can come down to MY match, interfere in MY match, try to take MY win away, and you think you can get away from MY revenge?

Well, um, NO!

You get your ass into that ring NEXT WEEK, and I will promise you one SUPERNATURAL RIDE! Forget the grizzly bears, forget the kangaroos, forget the squirrels and frogs you fought, you’re gonna have to deal with the LATIN LOVER! One on one!

So, the Power Ranger is in for the BEATING OF HIS LIFETIME, so is the Dirty Warrior, and so is the third stooge, OH MILD ONE!

Yes, I talked to Thornz, and yes, I talked to Thunder, although I’m not sure if he’s going to be able to make it. But don’t you worry, MILD TEAM, if Thunder won’t be there, we either kick your ass two on three, or it MIGHT just happen that AMERICA’S FAVORITE TECHNOHEAD will take his place, AFTER he kicked Danny Boy’s and the Reverend’s, I mean Revolutionist’s ASS!

Oh man, HWA fans, I’m getting all excited about this WAR again, and you know what happens when the Latin Lover turns up the VOLUME, increases the HEAT, goes up one GEAR, let’s the E-Star Express run at FULL SPEED… there’s just nothing, and I mean ABSOLUTELY NADA you can do about it!

This body you’re looking at is 234 pounds of pure tension, of pure determination, of pure WILL, and there’s not even ONE wrestler in the fed who could rip that apart and take me down! Not Wild Thang, not Chance Stuart, not 9, and definitely NOT the Dark Warrior!

There are some things that JUST CAN’T HAPPEN! And Dark Warrior getting the win over the Latin Lover is one of them!

Bueno, que mas, HWA fans, what more can I say, I’m as ready as you can get, as pumped as you can get, and as convinced that my team will walk out the winner tomorrow AS YOU CAN GET!

And with that I shall leave you tonight. But, oh, wait, I forgot one thing.

Wild Thang, Dark Warrior, Ranger Steel…

PREPARE…

FOR…

A…

BEATDOWN…

PALACE STYLE!!!!!!!!!!

With these final words the fans turn up the noise again, and the last words are almost impossible to make out in the mix of cheers, screams, sing-alongs, and whatever else there is. Esteban takes the mic and tosses it into the crowd. He holds Cecilia’s hand and raises their hands high into the air. The fans keep on cheering for them as the lovely couple, the Duo Infernale, makes its way back up the aisle. We fade out with a last shot of Esteban and Cecilia waving to the fans.