The scene opens up with a shot of a packed HWA Monday Night House Show arena. People are screaming and yelling, supporting their favorite stars. Suddenly the lights dim and Isaac Delgado’s smash hit La Vida Es Un Carnaval is played. The fans jump to their feet, as they know that only one man will come out to such a style of music on a Monday night. And they are absolutely right! On top of the ramp two figures can be made out, both wearing white clothes and blue shades, both with very dark hair and a bronze skin. It’s the Duo Infernale, it’s the team of

CECILIA and ESTEBAN

The couple slowly walks down to ringside as their new music is played, talking to the fans, smiling and joking. They seem to be enjoying themselves here tonight. At ringside, Esteban hops over the top rope with a springboard somersault and then holds the ropes for his beautiful girlfriend, Latino Spice. They stand in the middle of the ring, arms raised, letting the fans celebrate them. Esteban grabs a mic and finally addresses the crowd.

Esteban:
IT’S TIME, it’s TIME, it’s E-STAR TIME!

The fans scream their brains out but Esteban holds up one hand and quiets them down after a while.

Thank you, my loyal fans, thank you. You know, I wonder what those guys in the back are thinking. Yesterday I talked to Black Sky, one of our bookers, and he assured me they know what they are doing. But I’m still wondering. I mean, two days before the show we get told that our scheduled matches are not going to take place at all, but we’re gonna have a Lethal Lottery for the Tag Team Titles.

Fine.

No problem.

But, why for Christ’s sake is my partner the LEAST TALENTED wrestler on the face of the earth, SCHMUCK WARRIOR? I mean, what the hell? This must be another conspiracy! That is the Commissioner’s work, Ladies and Gents, and you know what I have to tell the Commish… F-OFF!

I’m gonna be there on Tuesday, but don’t expect me to TEAM with that loser! Either I’m gonna do it MYSELF or I’m gonna leave him doing it by himself!

And hooray, the opposing team consists of the Power Ranger and the Super Starr! Oh joy, so there are three losers in this ring with me! Great! Commish, you’re a GENIUS!

Well, Starr, I haven’t had the pleasure to kick your ass yet, but beware, I am the Latin Lover, the fifth ever HWA Grand Slam Champ, and I’m planning on going over your ass like your mom’s foot squashing an ant! Starr, you’re in for the BEATING OF YOUR LIFETIME if you even CONSIDER stepping up to the task of taking out the E-Star.

I have a suggestion, Starr. We just leaev those two monkeys, tell the Commish to go scratch his ass and smoke a cigar, have a drink and play a round of poker in the back while the Ranger Bumdart and Suck Warrior try to poke each other’s eyes in order to win this match. I say we keep out of this and enjoy a jobber fight.

Now, Power Ranger, you seem to have weaselled out of your one on one encounter with greatness this Tuesday, and I’m pretty sure that this entire Lethal Lottery stupidity is YOUR idea. You told the Commish that you didn’t want to face the E-Star all on your own, you needed another gimmick, another stipulation. So you went up to the Commish, sucked his ass, and he let you have it your way.

But DON’T YOU WORRY, my dear, this FRIDAY at FEAR, you, Power Ranger, and moi, the Latin Lover, one on one, no excuses, no yes-buts, no remorse! Just a good old one sided ass-kicking!

Yes, yes, yes, HWA, the E-Star is on fire, the E-Star is ready to take it to the next level, and so is Cecilia, and this Sunday, HWA WILD TIME, the Duo Infernale will walk out the two-time World Champ and the two-time Women’s Champ, the first couple of the HWA, the best the wrestling world has to offer, and there’s absolutely NADA you can do about it!

Now, Wild Boy, don’t you think I’m forgetting you this Tuesday, oh no, in fact I have a little surprise for you. Well, I’m not the guy who keeps surprises to himself when it comes to THIS kind of surprises. The surprise, oh Mild Boy, is a FIRST CLASS ASS KICKING! So you’d better keep your ugly face away from Terror or I’ll smack it so hard not even your bumdarting friends will recognise you!

Well, Ladies and Gents, what can I say to conclude my little monologue here tonight? Hm, what about this… Power Ranger, Dark Warrior, Wild Thang, and whoever else feels he’s being left behind…

PREPARE

FOR

A

BEATDOWN

PALACE STYLE!!!!

We’re outta here!

With these final words the Latin Lover tosses his mic into the crowd (kinda like Clemens at Piazza) and the fans jump to their feet, reassuring him that they are on his side in this battle. Esteban and Cecilia slowly leave the ring and make their way to the entrance area where they are still frenetically celebrated by the HWA fans. We fade to black.