Occupation: Actor
Date of Birth: November 3, 1953
Place of Birth: Philadelphia, Pa., USA
Sign: Sun in Scorpio, Moon in Libra
Education: Point Park College in Pittsburgh, B.A. in journalism
Relations: Wife: Ali Epsley (former model); kids: Holden, Marlon; brother: Jimmy Miller
Fan Mail: C/O Brillstein-Grey
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
USA
I think if the next president is to learn anything from this whole episode, it's that he should be totally forthcoming with whatever dark secret he harbors, thereby completely defanging the rabid pack of partisan watchdogs nipping at his heels. You know, at this point I really believe that our entire populace actually would deify the first president who steps up to a podium, looks dead into a television camera and says, "Folks, she blew me. Matter of fact, she's blowing me right now. But enough about me. Let's talk about cutting your taxes."