QUOTES

"In the darkness no one can see you cry."
- Lord Darkness

"Note to self: Stop doing anything."
- Homer

"The victor will never be asked if he told the truth."
- Adolf Hitler

"To alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
- Homer

"I'm insane and you're my insanity."
- Cole

"What kind of country is this where I can only hate a man if he's white?"
- Hank Hill

"I'm sorry, it's just that naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to
find."
- David Foley

"I like being single. I'm always there when I need me."
- Art Leo

"The incredibly powerful and the incredibly stupid have one thing in
common: Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter
the facts to fit their views...which can be very uncomfortable if you
happen to be one of the facts which needs altering..."
- Dr. Who

"Losers always whine about their "best". Winners go home and fuck the
prom queen."
- Mason

"The light shines so much brighter when it is plunged into darkness."
- Graey

"I want more life, fucker, I ain't done."
- White Zombie

"Let me look at myself in the darkness in your eyes."
- Graey

"The universe is insane, you must learn to embrace the madness or be consumed
by it."
- Mollari

"When you stare at the void, remember the void stares back."
- Nietzsche

"I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge
That myth is more potent than history
That dreams are more powerful than facts
That hope always triumphs over experience
That laughter is the only cure for grief
And I believe that love is stronger than death"
- The Storyteller's Creed

"For if knowledge is power, then a god am I."
- The Riddler

"I still dream of lips I never should have kissed."
- Nine Inch Nails

"The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am."
- Darth Vader

"Light and darkness in perfect union."
- Eden

"My God."
- Co-pilot of the Enola Gay, his only entry in the log
after the first atomic bomb was ever released in an act of war

" 'I have an idea'... the four scariest words in the English language."
- The Thing

"I can finally use my computer for something useful. I can now look at nude
women and learn how to make bombs."
- Conan O'Brian

"Here's to you and here's to me
Great friends forever we shall be
But if you and I should disagree
Fuck you then, and here's to me."
- a toast

"I would never lie to you, I would only... protect you."
- The Master

"Even if the stars never lie, can I be sure that I read them exactly?"
- Nostradamus

"Aren't I the best mistake you ever made?"

"If the whole world think's you're a demon, you might as well dance in the fire"
- Ez

"I sit alone wondering why I'm alone."
- "Paradox"

"But touch my tears with your lips
Touch my world with your fingertips
And we can have forever
And we can love forever"
- Queen

"Here I sit and watch my world come crumbling down
I cry for help but no one's around
Silently screaming I bang my head against the wall
It seems like no one cares at all"
- Suicidal Tendencies

If a man speaks in the forest, and there's no woman around to hear him... Is he still wrong?
-unknown

It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-unknown

It seems like I'm always getting stuck
Between the handshake and the fuck
-Foo Fighters

When this world is trying it's best
To leave me unimpressed
Just one caress
From you and I'm blessed
- Depeche Mode, One caress

We penetrated deeper and deeper into the heart of darkness. It was very quiet there. At night sometimes the roll of the drums behind the curtain of trees would run up the river and remain sustained faintly, as if hovering in the air high over our heads, till the first break of day ... The dawn were heralded by a chill stillness; the wood-cutters slept, their fires burned low; the snapping of a twig would make you start. We were wanderers on a prehistoric planet ... But suddenly, as we struggled round a bend, there would be a glimpse of rush walls, of peaked grass-roof, a burst of yells, a whirl of black limbs, a mass of hands clapping, of feet stamping, of bodies swaying, of eyes rolling, under the droops of heavy and motionless foliage.
- Joseph Conrad, Heart of Darkness

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
- Mark Twain

So many assholes, so few bullets.
- Dirty Harry

He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see
He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to easy my curiosity
He dreamed a god up and called it christianity
Your god is dead and no one cares
If there is a hell
I will see you there
- Nine Inch Nails, "Heresy"

God is playing a comic to an audience that's afraid to laugh.
- Voltaire

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.
- John F. Kennedy

"Words - so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary,
how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how
to combine them."
- Nathaniel Hawthorne

"I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!"
- Jim Morrison

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
- H. L. Mencken

I was strongest when I laughed at my weakness.
- Elmer Diktonius

Stupidity is not knowing how dumb you are.
-unknown

To think before you talk is like wiping your ass before you shit.
- Arne Anka

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.
- Ashleigh Brilliant

Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe
you... Tell him that a bench has wet paint upon it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
- unknown

"I mean who the fuck really cares?!"
- Iggy Pop, about Fashion Magazines

Whenever you fall, pick something up.
- Oswald Avery

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
- William Blake

Love is the distance between reality and pain.
- Robin Hitchcock

If you believe everything you read, better not read.
- Japanese proverb

Life's a whore and I'm broke.
- unknown

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity!
-unknown

Even Satan can build a cross.
- Swedish saying

"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers..... Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life..... But why would I want to do a thing like that?"
- Trainspotting

"The path of the righteous man is be set on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men.
- unknown

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepards the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
- Pulp Fiction
- (Partly from Hesekiel 25:17)

"What a wise man says brings him honor, but a fool is destroyed by it."
- unknown

"God made us plain and simple, but we have made ourselves very complicated.
- unknown