*Funny Warning Labels*
these are all real warning labels...frighteningly enough...
on a sears hairdryer: "do not use while sleeping." ((but that's the only time i have to blowdry my hair!!))
on a bag of fritos: "you could be a winner!! no purchase necessary. details inside." ((the shoplifter special.))
on a bar of dial soap: "directions: use like regular soap." ((which would be how...?))
on some swanson frozen dinners: "serving suggestion: defrost." ((but it's *just* a suggestion.))
on a hotel provided shower cap in a box: "fits only one head." ((oh crap!! now where am i gonna find shower caps for the other two heads...))
printed on the bottom of a tesco's tirmisu dessert: "do not turn upside down." ((ooops!!))
on marks and spencer bread pudding: "product will be hot after heating." ((wow, d'ya think?))
on packaging for a rowenta iron: "do not iron clothes on body." ((why? that's the best time to iron them!!))
on boot's children's cough medicine: "do not drive or operate machinery after taking medicine." ((now you see, we would have a lot less accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off the road.))
on nytol ((a sleeping aid)): "may cause drowsiness." ((one would hope.))
on a korean kitchen knife: "keep out of children." ((for all those hungry koreans out there who slice up their 3-year-olds and eat them.))
on a string of chinese-made christmas lights: "for indoor or outdoor use only." ((as opposed to...))
on a japanese food processor: "not for the other use." ((now *this* has me wondering.))
on salisbury peanuts: "warning: contains nuts." ((*gasp* really?))
on an american airlines packet of peanuts: "instructions: open packet, eat nuts." ((oh, is that what you're supposed to do with them, then?))
on a swedish chainsaw: "do not attempt to stop chainsaw with your hands or genitals." ((was there a chance of this happening somewhere? eek!!))
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