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ER Drinking Game

If Carter: introduces himself as "John Carter" -- 1 drink acts like Benton -- 2 drinks says something sarcastic about Benton -- 1 drink (2 if Benton overhears it) learns a new procedure -- 1 drink flirts with another med student -- 1 drink has an encounter in the ER with another med student -- 1 drink has an encouter with another med student outside the ER -- 2 drinks gets it right the first time -- 1 drink is woken up suddenly -- 1 drink is the victim of a practical joke -- 1 drink shows off in front of another med student -- 1 drink acts cooler than actually is -- 1 drink crouches in hallway or outside hospital, holding stethoscope, after frustrating event in ER -- 1 drink gets some -- 2 drinks gets some from a doctor -- chug flakes out on Gant (again...) -- 1 drink gets drunk while on call -- 2 drinks

If Ross: gets puppydog eyes while looking at Hathaway -- 1/2 drink visits Hathaway off duty at an inappropriate time and gets rejected -- 2 drinks visits Hathaway off duty at an inappropriate time and doesn't get rejected -- 2 drinks sleeps with Hathaway -- chug makes a pass at someone other than Hathaway -- 1 drink beds down with someone other than Hathaway -- 1 drink gets reminded of the importance of true love -- 1 drink rejects a woman's advances -- chug calls social services -- 1 drink says the word "kiddo"--1 drink musses with child's hair -- 1 drink punches child's parent -- 1 drink does something to jeopardize his career -- 1 drink does something to save his career -- 2 drinks acts fatherly toward Charlie -- 1 drink

If Greene: says "I'm in" -- 1 drink doesn't wear scrubs -- 2 drinks tries to leave ER, but is held up by emergency -- 1 drink actually leaves the ER -- 2 drinks says something encouraging to Carter -- 1 drink forgets an appointment because is too busy in the ER -- 1 drink (two if it's his daughter's birthday, and boo loudly) hands off assignment to another doctor -- 1 drink complains about his wife -- 1 drinks has trouble controlling his daughter -- 1 drink does or says something racist -- 1 drink gets beaten up for it -- 2 drinks loses a patient -- 1 drink stands up for Ross -- 1 drink fights with Ross -- 2 drinks goes on a double date with Ross -- chug

If Benton: blows off Carter -- 1 drink blows off another resident -- 1 drink lets Carter do something new -- 1 drink blows off a family obligation -- 1 drink actually makes it to a family engagement -- chug (half-chug if he's late) messes up a procedure -- 2 drinks says something sarcastic -- 1 drink goes on a date -- 2 drinks gets some -- chug shows some responsibility for his soon-to-be child -- 2 drinks and cheer muscles in on someone else's procedure -- 1 drink brother-in-law (The Guy from "Pulp Fiction") appears -- 1 drink blows off head nurse -- 1/2 drink says something kind to any ER member -- 3 drinks seems to actually care about a patient -- 1 drink

If Hathaway: looks at Ross while he's not looking -- 1/2 drink mentions suicide attempt -- 2 drinks does some Mother Theresa-esque thing -- 1/2 drink bounces from one doctor to another in order to assign patient to someone -- 1 drink not in pink scrubs -- 1 drink makes a comment about scrubs, their color, etc. -- 1 drink helps out in the ER wearing a tank top -- 2 drinks is rude to Jeanie -- 1 drink goes on a date -- chug alludes to her desire to become a doctor -- 1 drink kicks ass on the MCAT -- 2 drinks is held hostage -- 1 drink befriends the person holding her hostage -- 2 drinks

If Jeanie: gets in a "that's a nurse's job" fight with Hathaway -- 1 drink tells someone she's HIV positive -- 2 drinks announces her HIV status to the entire staff -- chug goes on a date -- 2 drinks gets some -- chug gets back together with Al -- 2 drinks, and boo

• fights with another ER doctor -- 1 drink
  (2 if she does it in front of the patient)
• is made fun of -- 1 drink
  (2 if she catches them)
• her voice comes out of the computer -- 1 drink
• stands up for Jeanie -- 2 drinks
• kisses Dr. Anspaugh's ass -- 2 drinks

If Swift:

• appears in a scene -- 1 drink
• makes a good comment regarding a med student -- 1 drink
• makes a sarcastic remark towards any ER Staff member -- 1 drink
• makes a sarcastic remark towards Dr. Greene -- 2 drinks
• contradicts any other ER doctor in re: treatment -- 1 drink
• shows up in spandex -- 2 drinks

If Morganstern:

• tells Greene to control Ross -- 1 drink
• mentions the piano showroon -- 1 drink
• shows up in the ER wearing a skirt -- 2 drinks
• his family comes to the ER and serenades him with bagpipes -- chug

If Jerry:

• corrects someone that he is the "emergency services coordinator" -- 1 drink
• appears in a costume of some sort (Shakespeare, Santa, etc.) -- 1 drink
• antagonizes Benton -- 1 drink

If Anyone:

• asks "Has anyone seen Carter?" -- 1 drink
• reports "multiple gunshot wounds" -- 1 drink
• mentions how little sleep they get (e.g. "Anything more than 3 hours and I'm sluggish all day" --Benton) -- 1 drink
• shows up inappropriately garbed (i.e. tailored labcoat, tuxedo, helmet, etc.) -- 1 drink
• has sex in ER -- 2 drinks
• sleeps in ER (staff member) -- 1/2 drink
• plays Doom against another hospital -- 1 drink
• orders a chem 7 -- 1 drink
• orders O negative blood -- 1 drink
• says "stat" -- 1 drink
• refers to the battle between clinicians and surgeons -- 1 drink
• refers to the battle between nurses and PAs (physician's assistants) -- 2 drinks

If:

• Patrick, the guy with the helmet appears -- 1 drink
• someone calls "Carter" something other than "Carter" -- 1 drink
• a firefighter in full turnout gear (Including Helmet) appears -- 1 drink
• a policeman appears -- 1 drink
  (2 if he turns out to be a wife beater, and boo loudly)
• the ER crew watches the scene of an accident on TV and prepare -- 1 drink
• a member of the ER staff comes in on a gurney -- 1 drink
  (2 if they've inflicted it upon themselves)
• an elderly patient wants to die -- 1 drink
• defibrillators are used on a patient -- 1/2 drink
• defibrillators are used on an staff member -- 1 drink
• a gang member comes in as a patient, kicking and screaming -- 1 drink
• a gang member pulls out a gun in the ER -- 1 drink
• a gang member attacks any employee of the ER -- 2 drinks
• any employee fights back -- 2 drinks
• a gang member has drugs hidden on them -- 1 drink
• Dr. Vuselich suspiciously drops someone from his study -- 1 drink
• there is a long litany of abbreviations (ie: "Get a CBC, chem 7, lytes, ABG, LFT, head CT, do a 500 ML D5W NS fluid challenge.") -- 1 drink
• a mental patient who forgot to take his/her lithium shows up -- 1 drink
• the nurses go on strike -- 2 drinks
• you make the diagnosis before the ER staff does (nurses, med students, PAs, and doctors are disqualified from this item) -- chug

And if you're watching re-runs....

If Lewis: gets in an argument with another doctor -- 1 drink (2 drinks if resident) is alone and stressed-out -- 1 drink flirts with Dr. Greene -- 1 drink goes on a date with Dr. Greene -- 2 drinks kisses Dr. Greene -- 2 drinks is contradicted by Dr. Weaver -- 1 drink is called "Big Susie" -- 1 drink brings "Little Susie" into the ER -- 1 drink has Ross examine "Little Susie" -- 2 drinks has anyone in the ER watch "Little Susie" -- 1 drink talks about "Little Susie" -- 1 drink smokes a cigarette -- 2 drinks

• is in a scene -- 1 drink
• steals/breaks/wrecks something of Susan's -- 1 drink
• smokes/drinks/eats bad food while talking about her baby -- 1 drink
  (2 if Susan calls her on it)
• a boyfriend (doesn't matter which) appears -- 1 drink
• is sober -- 2 drinks

If Deb Chen:

• screws up -- 1 drink
• screws up in the middle of a trauma -- 2 drinks
• screws up because she's an ambitious freak -- 2 drinks
• screws up trying to one-up Carter -- 2 drinks
• says something negative about patients -- 1 drink

If Bob:

• appears -- 1 drink
• performs a medical procedure -- 2 drinks

Thanks for playing!