Flag symbolizes dramatic, passionate fight for Independence over tyrannical rule
Flag has a leaf which symbolizes a leaf
Currency features tributes to great American heroes and legends
Currency featrues images of animals frequently seen in petting zoos
Americans make beer
Canadians make better beer
President becomes more popular after shagging several aides, secretaries and interns
Our PM irresistible to the ladies? I'll just leave that one alone
TV wrestling star elected as governor of a US state
Brett "Hitman" Heart loses to giant Humpty's egg
World's largest nuclear weapons arsenal
Our army helicopters don't work anymore but the DO make cool book-ends
National Icons: George Washington and Abe Lincoln - promoters of freedom and liberty
National Icons: Bob and Doug Mackenzie - promoters of getting drunk and wearing silly earmuffs. YA HOSERS!
Question: What's a TOQUE?
Answer: It's a hat
Better basketball players
MUCH better hockey players
Sometimes complain about bitterly cold weather
Choose to live in places like Winnipeg in December