Dr. Layne has evaluated American and Canadian societies through a series of surveys and psychological testing and has come up with the ten most vital and distinct differences between the two nations. They are as follows:

Americans
Canadians
Flag symbolizes dramatic, passionate fight for Independence over tyrannical rule Flag has a leaf which symbolizes a leaf
Currency features tributes to great American heroes and legends Currency featrues images of animals frequently seen in petting zoos
Americans make beer Canadians make better beer
President becomes more popular after shagging several aides, secretaries and interns Our PM irresistible to the ladies? I'll just leave that one alone
TV wrestling star elected as governor of a US state Brett "Hitman" Heart loses to giant Humpty's egg
World's largest nuclear weapons arsenal Our army helicopters don't work anymore but the DO make cool book-ends
National Icons: George Washington and Abe Lincoln - promoters of freedom and liberty National Icons: Bob and Doug Mackenzie - promoters of getting drunk and wearing silly earmuffs. YA HOSERS!
Question: What's a TOQUE? Answer: It's a hat
Better basketball players MUCH better hockey players
Sometimes complain about bitterly cold weather Choose to live in places like Winnipeg in December