Why Hockey Is Better Than Sex

TOP TEN REASONS WHY HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX :

10. It's legal to play hockey professionally.

9. The puck is always hard.

8. Protective equipment is reusable.

7. It lasts a full hour.

6. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.

5. Your parents cheer when you score.

4. Periods only last 20 minutes.

3. You can count on it at least twice a week.

2. You can tell your friends all about it afterwards.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX?

1. Two-on-ones and three-on-ones happen ALL THE TIME!!!