* That it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class, I'd sleep through it.

* That I could change so much and barely realize it.

* That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways.

* That if you wear polyester everyone will ask why you are so dressed up

* That every clock on campus shows a different time.

* That if you were smart in high school, so what?

* That I would go to a party the night before a final.

* That you can know everything and fail a test.

* That you can know nothing and ace a test.

* That home is a great place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.

* That most of my education would be obtained outside of class.

* That friendship is more than getting drunk together.

* That I would be one of those people that my parents warned me about.

* That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination.

* That Psychology is really Biology, that Biology is really Chemistry, that Chemistry is really Physics and that Physics is really Math.

* That my parents would become so much smarter in the last few years.

* That it's possible to be alone even when you are surrounded by friends.

* That friends are what makes this place worthwhile!