The LOVE Dictionary - please feel free to send us suggestions of words and definitions all your own.
1. ATTRACTION:>The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
2. DATING:>The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
3. EASY:>A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
4. EYE CONTACT:>A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are NOT located in her chest.
5. FRIEND:>A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
6. INDIFFERENCE:>A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."
7. IRRITATING HABIT:>What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
8. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT:> What occurs when two extremely horny - but not entirely choosy people meet.
9. NYMPHOMANIAC:>A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.
10. SOBER:>A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.