13 (UNLUCKY) FUN THINGS FOR THE INSANE TO DO WHILE DRIVING : Note: These work well and are funny but be warned that some of them are very hard to explain if pulled over by the police and it's amazing what passes for a charge of "Disturbing the Peace" these days. Layne suggests faking a complete nervous break-down then suddenly snapping out of it and offering to buy the next round of donuts.
1.Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged.
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.
3. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish from the ceiling.
4. Two words: CHICKEN SUIT!
5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
6. Laugh. Laugh a lot. A whole lot. At the people who are driving beside you in fact.
7. Stop at the green lights and go at the red ones.
8. Put your arms down the legs of an extra pair of trousers, put sneakers on your hands, and lean the seat back as you drive.
9. Let pedestrians know who's boss.
10. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rearview mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
11. If a fire truck, ambulance or police cruiser comes up behind you, pull over, get on the roof of your car, and do a cheer for them as they pass or come up to you. (Also works well at a check-stop after a night of clubbing or after getting a speeding ticket.)
12. Stop in the middle of the road, get out of your car and pray for any road-kill you come across.
13.Get in the fast lane and gradually slow down to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars, standing on only one foot and making strange faces at them as they pass. Feel free to make obscene gestures.