TOP TEN REASONS WHY COLLEGE IS LIKE PRESCHOOL

10. You cry for your mother

9. You cross the street without looking for cars. (I now know that you can do this in Nova Scotia and not even get hit!!!!)

8. Snack time is a necessity

7. You bundle up for the outdoors without caring what you look like (because everyone else looks as stupid as you do)

6. You stay at home and play games with your friends

5. You wear your backpack on both shoulders

4. You never eat what you are suppose to eat

3. Playing in the rain is a legitimate activity

2. You take naps

1. You can't remember all your classmates' names