In JFK Airport, all the nice people in blue jackets make sure you are safe. They always say to watch out for your luggage and I somebody asks you to hold their suit cases, don't. Guess the people on TWA 800 didn't think of that. Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh. That's mean. Man, now I'm just ranting. Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah. Blah blah blah. Sorry.
To get into the airport, nice friendly guards take your suit cases and check them for bombs and guns and knives. Hey, did you see that movie Fight Club … when the guy can't get his suit case because it was vibrating? Yeah, that was great. Ya.
Then after that, you have to walk ten miles to get to your gate. I think you walk so far because the security people use cameras to see who might be a threat. Then they detain and torture them. At least that's what they do in Russia. They use electro-therapy there. Sometimes, when America does something bad, like release another Backstreet Boys CD, and you're out of the country, You're escorted to your gate and all the nice foreign people look at you as if you have a dead parrot on your head.
Well that's where I think I would be safe. JFK has been known for their extremely tough security guards and extremely impatient stewardesses. You do not want to be on a flight with one of them. One of them recently showed Presidential Campaign Commercials instead of the inflight movie. It's a sad sad world no? Hey remember in the Foo Fighters video, with that flight attendant, and how she was chewing gum and you could see she was like, really sassy? But in the end you don't really see her which kind of ruins the video. Well anyway, remember? Yeah, that was great.
