
ToILet ZOne......
See how a toilet bowl shape my life. Time spend per day around 20 minute. Shitting into it, is cool.... seem only those whore nut appreciate it .. you might feel as if youre in wonderland once you release that airborne stuffie !! cool ehhk? its also the place where mario brother move from one place to the other and they call it warp zone. einstein talks about worm hole where man can move from other time zone is actually your toilet hole getdiitt !!!!
peek into the toilet zone... pay a visit and left something as souvenir!!





1. Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2. Complement people on their shoes.
3. Introduce yourself to the person in the next stall. Strike up a conversation.
4. Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5. Ask the person in the next stall if there's anything swimming in THEIR
bowl.....
6. Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7. Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8. Simulate a drug deal.
9. Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10. Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11. Start a sing-a-long.
12. Act schizophrenically.
13. Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in
there. If so, ask if they are busy....
14. Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
15. Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
16. Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your hands. Thank you."
17. Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
18. Pour water over the stall door onto occupant.
19. Say "Oops.... missed" while syringing water out around the
bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls.
20. Fake an orgasm. scream arghhhhx 10� !!!
21. At night, switch off the lights.
22. Run around naked yelling "Where's the fish?"
23. Collect a door charge.
24. Ask "Is there a doctor in the house?"
25. Impersonate Elvis. Be convincing.
26. Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer rat/river python/axolotl.
27. Write essay questions on the toilet paper.
28. Put cling-film (Glad Wrap) over the toilet bowl.
29. Offer refreshments.
30. Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand paper.
31. Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"
32. Charge admission.
33. Electrify metal urinals.
34. Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
35. One word: GOLDFISH.
36. Make a jello in the bowl.
37. Place a sign advertising "Driver's side airbags" as standard.
38. Remove stall doors.
39. Glue seat and cover down to bowl.
40. Place signs warning of 24 hour video surveillance.
41. Make stall doors lockable only from the OUTSIDE.
42. Put itching powder on the toilet seats.
43. Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.
44. Replace soap in dispenser with custard.
45. Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, or the paper towels
if available.
46. Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls. Install.
47. Replace condoms in vending machine with tampons (or vice versa).
48. In one stall, attach the toilet bowl to roof. (Advice for young players:
Don't leave the water in while you do this....)
49. Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.
50. SHIT or fart willya !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Trained your cat to shit!!
Here have been more books and articles about toilet-training
your cat than you'd think. In the summer of 1989, when Misha
was a small kitten with big ears and enough meow for five
cats, I searched out and read a half-dozen of them. And then tried it
myself, and discovered there were a couple of things they all failed to
mention ...
Some of the advice in those books turned out to be impractical. Some
of it was unnecessary. Some of it was quite sensible and worked like a
charm. A lot of what works and what doesn't work depends on the
individual cat -- on her personality and smarts. Here's what worked for
me and Misha.
The central idea is that the transition from litter box to toilet be
accomplished in a series of stages. You make a small change and then
give your cat time to adjust before you make another small change. If at
any time Felix gives the whole thing up and pees on the rug instead,
you're pushing him too far too fast; back up a stage or two and try again,
slower.
In the following instructions, I've used the word "rest" to mean: do
nothing for a period of between a day and a week, depending on how
flappable your cat is. (Misha caught on fast and was completely trained in
under two weeks, far in advance of what the books led me to expect.)
he very most important thing to remember is: Lid Up, Seat Down.
Post a note on the back of the door or the lid of the toilet if you think
you (or your housemates or guests) might forget. (Nowadays, if I
have a guest who leaves the lid down, Misha will usually come and ask
me to fix it, but you can't expect every cat to go to this much trouble.
Besides, he's been using the toilet for more than six years now; when the
whole idea was new to him he'd just as soon pee in the bathtub instead.)
And if you are accustomed to closing the bathroom door when it's empty,
you'll have to break that habit too.
Begin by moving the cat's current litter box from wherever it is to one
side of the toilet. Make sure he knows where it is and uses it. Rest. Next
put something -- a stack of newspapers, a phone book, a cardboard box
-- under the litter box to raise it, say, about an inch. (Magazines are too
slick; you don't want the litter box sliding around and making Felix feel
insecure. Tape the litter box down if you need to.) Rest. Get another box
or phone book and raise it a little higher. Rest. Continue this process until
the bottom of the litter box is level with the top of the toilet seat. (For
Misha I raised it about two inches per day.)
At the beginning of this process, your cat could just step into the box;
later he began jumping up into it, until at some point he probably started
jumping up onto the toilet seat first and stepping into the box from there.
You've been diligently keeping the lid up and the seat down, of course, so
by now your cat is thoroughly familiar with tromping around on the open
toilet.
Lift the seat on your toilet and measure the inside diameter of the top
of the bowl at its widest point. Venture forth and buy a metal mixing bowl
of that diameter. Do not (I discovered this the hard way) substitute a
plastic bowl. A plastic bowl will not support the cat's weight and will bend,
dropping into the toilet bowl and spilling litter everywhere, not to mention
startling hell out of the cat.
Now you move the litter box over so that it's sitting directly over the
toilet seat. (If your cat has shown reluctance over previous changes, you
might want to split this into two stages, moving it halfway onto the seat
and then fully over.) Take away the stack of phone books or whatever.
Rest.
Here's the cool part. Take away the litter box entirely. (Ta da!) Nestle
the metal mixing bowl inside the toilet bowl and lower the seat. Fill the
bowl with about two inches of litter (all of this is much easier if you have
the tiny granules of litter that can be scooped out and flushed).
Naturally, any humans using the toilet at this point will want to remove
the metal bowl prior to their own use and replace it afterward. The next
week or two the whole process is likely to be something of an annoyance;
if you begin to think it's not worth it, just remember that you will never
have to clean a litter box again.
atch your cat using the bathroom in the metal bowl. Count
the number of feet he gets up on the toilet seat (as
opposed to down in the bowl of litter). The higher the
number, the luckier you are and the easier your job is going to be
...
Left: Misha's first attempt without the box. He scored two out of a
possible four.
...because next you have to teach him proper squatting posture. Catch
him beginning to use the toilet as much of the time as possible and show
him where his feet are supposed to go. Just lift them right out of the bowl
and place them on the seat (front legs in the middle, hind legs on the
outside). If he starts out with three or, heaven forbid, all four feet in the
bowl, just get the front two feet out first. Praise him all over the place
every time he completes the activity in this position.
(Misha is very doglike in that he craves approval and praise. If your cat
is indifferent to this sort of thing, you can also reward him with small food
treats and wean him from them later when the toilet behavior has "set."
Just keep the treats as small and infrequent as possible -- half a Pounce
or similar treat per occasion should be plenty.)
When he is regularly using the toilet with his front feet out (and some
cats naturally start from this position), begin lifting a hind foot out and
placing it on the seat outside the front paws. Felix will probably find this
awkward at first and try to replace the foot in the litter. Be persistent.
Move that foot four times in a row if you have to, until it stays there.
Praise and/or treat.
Repeat with the other hind foot, until your cat learns to
balance in that squat. (There will actually be two different
squats, a low one for urine elimination and a high one for bowel
movements.) Once he's getting all four feet regularly on the
seat, it's all downhill from here.
Right: Misha demonstrates proper squatting posture. Note the look of firm
concentration.
hich is fortunate, because the last bit is also the most unpleasant. I
suggest that you postpone this stage until you have at least a
weekend, and preferably several days, when you (or another
responsible party) will be at home most of the time. I skipped through
this part in about two days; I only hope that your cat allows you to move
along that fast.
Begin reducing the litter in the bowl. Go as fast as he'll feel comfortable
with, because as the litter decreases, the odor increases. You'll want to
be home at this point so that you can praise him and dump out the
contents of the bowl immediately after he's finished, to minimize both the
smell and the possibility that your cat, in a confused attempt to minimize
the smell on his own, tries to cover it up with litter that no longer exists
and ends up tracking unpleasantness into the rest of the house.
By the time you're down to a token teaspoonful of litter in the bottom
of the bowl, your next-door neighbors will probably be aware of the
precise instant your cat has used the toilet. This is as bad as it gets. The
next time you rinse out the metal bowl, put a little bit of water in the
bottom. Increase the water level each time, just as you decreased the
litter level. Remember -- if at any point Felix looks nervous enough about
the change to give the whole thing up and take his business to the corner
behind the door, back up a step or two and try the thing again more
slowly.
Once the water in the mixing bowl is a couple of inches deep and your
cat is comfortable with the whole thing, you get to perform the last bit of
magic. Take the mixing bowl away, leaving the bare toilet. (Lid Up, Seat
Down.)
Voila! Your cat is now toilet-trained.press L+R+R+up+uP to continue
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