.:This Is A Twist Twopsy Tootie Frootie Cootie Wootie Cahootie...Ah Fùck It:.

What The Fúck Is Your Name? TooT!!

Why Were You Put On This God Forsaken Planet? To become the slave mistress of ozzy osbourne (yep it's true)

What's Your Favourite Color? PURPLE!! (and black of course(oh and white and grey...))

digabon digabon digabon doo..ton ton ton DING!

Name Kristina (hehe tis german!!)

Age 14

Location alphabet castle, liverpool, the land of oz...that's right it was named after him!!

Hair Color brown and red and blonde...

Eye Color brown and gold

Siblings (2 bros) mike, crag (1 sis) zaran

Religionk. sort of catholic sort of antichrist sort of manson worshipper but absolutely no jews!!!

I am: going to be the world's best commando medical officer (or assistant), ozzy osbourne and marilyn manson's slave mistress (with a verry big whip!!!), a scouser (yep, really!) a goth,... not a 'goffik' as the preppy shit mongers say, an introvert, extrovert, helecopter pilot (well i try anyway), a daughter, sister, friend, reiver of souls (me and kain are like albert and clarence), the only known person to speak to albert and clarence (they're invistible!), a dancer (god i know!), actress, singer, screamer, hater, hater, raccist (so what if i am?!?!), bad speller, terrible speller, self confessed freak and the dosiest person you're ever likely to meet!

I Fucking Well Ain't: a prep, a ggf, a moo_head (well sometimes) an orange exterminator and the ghost busters just skipped the country because....thay wanted to!! *hides her bazooka*

Good Stuff: i once saved my mum from drowning! that's about it...

Bad Stuff: if i told you that i'd have to kill you...tuh that's such a tacky old line!!

Songs At The Moment:

anything marilyn manson has ever went near..

the same with ozzy osbourne!

and nirvana! (poor kurt)

creed-can you take me higher...all the rest sound exactly the same

slipknot stuff (most)

korn stuff (most)

why don't you just torture me til i talk???

Randomness ~

Up Or Down: up

Left Or Right: left

Pink Or Blue: blue!

Run Or Walk: run

Yell Or Whisper: yell

Half Empty Or Half Full: half full

Sunny Or Rainy: rainy

Winter Or Summer: winter

Spring Or Fall: fall

Vanilla Or Chocolate: low fat chocolate

Christmas Or Birthday: birthday

Sprinkles Or Not: not

Fudge Or Carmel: reaaallly bad for you....

Pizza Or Fries: salad

Straw Or Drink Out Of The Cup: straw

Coke Or Pepsi: water

Dr Pepper or Sprite: water

Radio Or CDs: cds

Computer Or Phone: puter

Punk Or Rap: punk

Rock Or Pop: rock

Dance Or Sing: sing

Tennis, Basketball Or Football: football

Sleep, Good Or Bad: fantastic

Movies: fight club, gladiators (the boxing one) the shawshank redemption, all the rocky films, the hurricane, american history x....need i go on?

Music: gothic/heavy metal/metal etc etc

Words/Phrases: dammiT, moo_head, scrotum, tuh, tatty bye, muahahahha, preps, gobshites,marines, commandos, navy...

Final Words: if you read this far you deserve an oscar! thanks for stuff and stuff and dun be preppy and like amnson and ozzy and dun be a dj because the pay is shite and everyone thinks you're shite and i do especially! and stay in school/work and look after yourself and keep as fit as you can! i'm expecting to see you in the marines one day...thankies tatty bye! *flies off in the direction of a low flying aircraft*