No We're Not Neo-Nazi's Hitler's Just A Good Friend Of Ours.

*No we're not Neo-Nazi's Hitler's just a good friend of ours..*

*Hail Hitler!* ~Oh My God! You People Are Neo-Nazi's!~

Well we're not, Hitler just happens to be a very good friend of ours.

Okay, okay, a good friend of ours think's he's Hitler. Our good friend also believes that Hitler is a centerfold for Playboy...

I don't think thats true though.. cause I don't think Playboy exsisted back then...

Anyway the `and you didn't believe` part of this article is `And you didn't believe Hitler was still alive` but now you know he is and he's on a conquest to rule the world..., so far Slovakia is his.. all his.. of course you didn't hear any of this from me... cause I'm not a Neo-Nazi or anything....*

*Ps- Hail Hitler!*

+*News From Hitler*+

When visiting `Hail!` (the re-named Slovakia..) obey these rules -

*If you are any relation to Ryan deposit your children in the bins for slavery, then run fast (do not drive your Skoda that you bought in 1933) because the kangaroos will attack you. Then killer bees will puncture the car tyres and burn your car.*

+* Hitler would like to inform you all that `Hail!` is going to war with *Jonas the president of Iraq*, Jonas said that he'd let Hitler rule Iraq if he could be Czar of both countries... but Hitler would still stay in charge.., of course Hitler thought this was absurd so now `Hail!` is at war with Iraq... the 1st move has been made by `Hail!` we've moved 3 spaces down and 2 to the left... and we're hoping to have sunk their battle-ship...*

*President Jonas has sold Iraq to `The Great All Mighty Wes - The Guy With The Hat Of Power`, for a lot of cheese.. so..er... I jus' dunno anymore*