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   ~*Article By Tony *~
**And You Didn't Believe..we.. could.. er speak german?**

~*BMW - We're Trying To Avoid Embarrassment...*~

We here at BMW feel that members of our UK operation could benefit from knowing certain auto-terminology used by your German counterparts. This should avoid embarrassment in out inter-departtmental meetings.
Therefore before the next technical meeting, please make the effort to read and digest the following.

INDICATOR - DIE BLINKLEITEN TICKENTOCKEN

SPEEDOMETER - DIE EGOBOOSTER

PUNCTURE - DIE PHLATTE MIT BLUDYFUCKEN

LEARNER - DIE TWATEN MIT ELPLATT

ESTATE CAR -  DIE BAGSROOM FUR SHAGGINKAUTO

WINSCREEN -  WIPER DIE FLIPPENFLAPPENSCHITTENSPREDEN

FOOTBRAKE - DER EDBANGONVONVINDSKREEN STOPPENQUIK

BREATHALYSER - DIE PUFFINTEM FUR PISTENARSEN

SEATBELT - DER KLUNKENCLIKEN FRAULEINTRAPPER

HEADLIGHTS - DAS DIPPENDONTDAZZLE UBASTUD

FOG WARNING - DIE PUTTENFUTDOWNEN FUKIT

HIGHWAY CODE -  DER WIPEN FUR ARSEN

TYRES - PHLATTFARTS

TRAFFIC JAM - DER BLUDDINFUCKEN DAMNUNDBLASTEN

BACKFIRE -  DER LOWDENBANGEN MEKKENME FUKENJUMPEN

JUGGERNAUT DER FUKKENGREET TRUKEN

ACCIDENT - DIE BLEEDINMESS

NEAR ACCIDENT -  DER FUCKEN NEER SCHITTENSELFEN

CYCLIST - PEDALPUSHEN PILLOKEN

REAR VIEW MIRROR - DER YOKHUNTER TOOKLOSEN