Christ Conspiracy

Why, do the leading figures in politics, and most religions, seem to always be male¿? Thats just wrong.. and pretty fucked.. well thats the way it seems to be to me, I think that women should rule the world... or maybe I since I'm a girl I should rule the world and.. the.. power... bwahaha.. power is mineeee.... er *ahem* nevermind now I'm not saying I'm a feminist or anything.. (I'd like to be a Riot Grrl though.. hehe)

I'm sure most people have seen the *When God Made Man.. She Was Only Kidding* So, think... God's a woman.. so Jesus.. well that'd have to be God's Daughter, wouldn't it? So.. God, and Jesus being guys is just some conspiracy.. and its wrooong... so.. Keith drew a picture of what it'd look like, if *Christ Was Female*

Ya see.. if Christ Was Female, then she wouldn't have been put on the cross and been crucified.., instead the cross would have been decorated with bows, wands smiley faces and sparkly things.. and Christ would have been sitting beside the cross wearing high heel shoes, and having tea and crumpets at a tea party...

Well.. thats how our theory of this conspiracy goes....