
What do you call what happens when you cut a pumpkin by its diameter?
Give up? Pumpkin Pi! ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Charlie Brown by Schulz

What is "pi"?
Mathematician: Pi is the number expressing the relationship between the circumference of a circle and its diameter.
Physicist: Pi is 3.1415927 plus or minus 0.00000005
Engineer: Pi is about 3.
Teacher:Students, tommorrow we will learn about pi.
Linsay:What is pi?
Teacher: Pi is 3,14 or 22/7
John: I thought pie is a kind of food. Not numbers.
Teacher:Ask your dad John.We have no more time to discuss.
NEXT DAY.....
Teacher: Okay today I will teach you about pi.
Teacher: Pi is used to calculate the circumference of a circle.
Teacher: Its value is 3.14 which is 22/7
John:Teacher, my father said pi= 3.141592654 and the number goes on
Teacher: Yes. But in exams, we use 3.14 or 22/7.
John:No pi=3.14159 and so on
Linsay: No pie is the food we eat. You know the apple pie?
Teacher:I'm confused. Let's talk about pi next week. I'll do some research.