Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain

Well Just To Let You Know... My Name Is Tom Worster... And I Did This Webpage For One Reason And One Reason Only... Mr. Aldrete Made Me Do A Project In Sociology About Myths... So I Did This Wonderful Webpage... And Thats The Only Reason I Did This Webpage... Otherwise I Wouldn't Have Wasted 15 Straight Perfectly Good Hours Doing This... I Could Have Been Doing Something More Exciting... But I Did This... And Just To Let You Know... I Really Did Do This For 15 Straight Hours.. Actually It Wasn't Straight... I Worked On It Saturday Night From 7-10.. Then I Went To Bed... And Then I Got Up At 11:30 A.M. And Worked On It Until 11:30 P.M... I Think Thats The Longest I've Ever Worked On Homework In My Life... Probably Even If You Add Up Everytime I've Done Homework In My Life It Wouldn't Be Higher Than 15 Hours.. So Just So You Know.. I Did Put A Lot Of Time Into This Project... So.. There You Have It...