| This is another Viet Pride page!! | ||||||||||||||||||
| Wants some Pho? | This is Tide!!! | |||||||||||||||||
| I wanted to say hi to everybody out there. Want to say hi to all my friends......like......Kim,Hanh,Ngoc,Michael,Thomas,Ronie, Peter,Dinh,Luis,Thai,Tuan,Jimmy and a whole bunch of people. I'm sorry if I leave your name out becuase this is the name that just pop off my head....Sup to everybody!! I got to give it all up to Mai!!!!Ohh yeah!!! |
YOU KNOW YOU'RE VIET WHEN!!! *You have Vietnamese Pride. * You're down for your shit *You take your shoes off before you walk into a house. *You get lectured at least once a day. *You become taller than your parents once you hit puperty. *You learned about the "birds and bees" from someone other than your parents. *You watch Vietnamese translated movies that are 30 tapes long. *You know you're superior to other Asians. *You have the last name or is related to someone with the last name "NGUYEN". *You shop at a local Asian Market. *You have no eyelashes. *You've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom. *You have 12+ aunts and uncles. *You have ever gotten little red envelopes around Viet New Year. *Coffee shops are your second home. *Guyz...you sit on your butt all day. *Girls...you do everything while the guys sit on their butts. ~*FOOD*~ *You have a box of noodles in your house. *You own a rice cooker or two. *You can "squat"...(flies...mosquitoes) *You show your Viet Pride to the fullest. *You have strange substances in your house use for medicine. *Your parents say leaving rice in your bowl is a sin. *You always have pounds of rice around the house. *Your parents know how to make Pho*~ *You put fish sauce in every food. *Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head. * People see a bunch of scribbles on a chopsticks and ask you to translate. *The bio lectures on marine life(seaweed, octupii, squid) were last night dinner. ~*CARS*~ *You bump Chinese or high energy music while in your ride. *You listen to new wave, techno, slow jams, rap, and/or eurodance. *You don't own American cars. *You own a Acura, Honda or Toyota...usually fixed up.( your parents may own or like a Lexus or Camry. * Inside your your car, you'll find some stringy ornament. ~*HOUSE-HOLD ITEMS*~ *You some sort of video game machine. *Your remote control has some kind of plastic covering. *You own some kind of Asian brand of electronic machines like Panasonic and Sony. *You own a pager or cell phone. *You own a computer. . * You've had two sit through karaoke videos with scantily clad, Asian Woman attempting to dance and walk around a park, temple, or forrest. *You like karaoke or own the machine at home. *You have a calendar somewhere in your house that peels pages one by one. *~STYLES*~ * Guyzzz....one time or another in life you've had the regulation bowl cut. * You are alwayz updated with the Asian Style. *You sport Nautica, CK, Polo, Nike, Addidas, and Guess. *Girls...you have at least one pair of flares and shirts with the designer brand name(s) across your chest....(BeBe aNd GuEsS) Guys?U either have boots or nike shoe!! *You highlights your hair. *GuYs....you either have hair that split down the middle, the side or bangs that dyed and slicked back. *You still remember wearing shirts with alligators or some animals on them. ~*TALENTS*~ *You're hecka good at pool. It depends! *You played the piano once in your life. ~*FRIENDS*~ *You're loyal to all your friends. *Your non-vietnamese friends ask you to teach them how to cuss in Vietnamese so they can cuss at other Vietnamese. ~*THEY THINK.....*~ *Everyone thinks you're Chinese no matter what you are! *Everyone always ask you how to say something in Vietnamese...after you teach them how to say hello and how r u doing...they ask about cuss words. *You've had people go up to you trying to imitate Asian languages...like "ching-chong woo bok chi...etc.." *An Asian woman comes on your school campus and people ask " Is that your mother?" and then "Is it your sister?" *Everyone thinks you know some form of martial arts. *Everyone thinks you're good at math. ~*PARENTS & THEIR FRIENDS & FAMILY*~ *Your parents compare you to 4.5 nerds and call you "stupid". Depends! *You have to call just about all your parents' friends "auntee" and "uncle". *Your parents insist you marry someone Vietnamese. Or be a priest! *Your parents either brag about you to other Vietnamese parents or hecka put you down. *Someone in your family wears glasses. *You complain about how hot it is in America and your parents start their story about how hot it is in Viet Nam. *Someone in your family smokes. *Your parents buy you shoes and clothes many sizes too big so you can "grow into them" and wear them for many years to come. *Your parents can only help you with math and no other subjects. *When you get detention from school, your parents think you're a rebel. *Your parents alwayz compare Vietnam and America. *When you get bad grades in school...your parents start lecturing about how they went through hell in school in Vietnam. They would've gotten their butt whooped. *Your parents have the whole collection of Paris By Night or Van son!!! *Your parents alwayz critisize you...crititsize others and critisize each other. *Your parents always remind you to greet someone in Vietnamese if they're Viet. *Your mom or aunt owns a hair salon or nail shop. *Your parents want you to be better than everyone else. *Your parents try to get you into places half-price by saying you're 12 when you're really 16. *Your mom has had a short curly hair cut at one time or another. *Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids. *There're Chinese in your family line somewhere. I duno if that is true!!!!! | |||||||||||||||||
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| Email me at [email protected] ok. ohhh, forgot about Lam, who cares!!:) Ya must know lam right............As I was saying, if there is anything wrong on my page, I am sorry. I didn't check anything off.......I'll put more tide stuff on my page soon.:) | ||||||||||||||||||
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