This is a loosely based hypertextual parody of Shelley Jackson's Patchwork Girl...and I do mean loosely-based. Seriously. I mean it. I have...um, borrowed (yeah, that's the ticket...borrowed) a few basic structural ideas from Patchwork Girl and...well, completely distorted them ;-) Beyond that, this really isn't all that much like Patchwork Girl. So, should Ms. Jackson ever happen upon this site, please don't sue me for copyright infringement. I'm just a poor college student. I mean, we're talking poor.
And to Mary Shelley, whose wonderfully complex creation inspired both Patchwork Girl and Patchwork Pup (sort of), please forgive me...I know not what I do.
A spring has sprung within my brain--
I do believe I've gone insane.
So please forgive me if this site is lame--
My pseudo-dementia is to blame.