**GLOSSARY**

learn the hubcap and muffler lingo!

SPANKY: this is a word that cannot be defined. it can only be compared to the spanky altoids.

NARSTY: utterly repulsive; butt nasty; similar to the feeling you experience when tommy the molester gets near you.

SMOOVE: yes, with a VEEEEE. think baby's butt, but smooVer.

THE FLOATING BUSH: the "enigma" that mr. bloom observes in the bathtub; the after effect of castration.

WHAT THE FORK?!: see what the FUCK

SMUCKING FALL: intoxicated version of fucking small

SNOWCHICKEN: the giver of the tao.

EL POLLO DIABLO: the devil chicken.

PEDUNCULATED BREASTS: abnormally large breasts; may cause medical complications; may cause a gal to become the BIONIC BREAST WOMAN.

BUTT RASH MAXIMUS: you want the truth? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!

NAKED BUTT: also known as the north american steven bacon. this is a deviant from the strain commonly known as "redneck vampires". beware, he's gothic as hell man!

SQUINTY: also known as the north american "dug" stanford. commonly known as "the mating partner of naked butt". also a deviant strain of the "redneck vampires"

SANTACLAUS-ITA: what the mexican dude called bethany at the gas station when she was wearing her poof-ball hat