The Secular Collection
All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
Ev'rybody stops and
stares at me
These two teeth
are gone as you can see
I don't know just
who to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish
on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!!
All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
My two front teeth,
see my two front teeth!
Gee, if i could
only have my two front teeth,
Then I could wish
you, "Merry Christmas!"
It seems so long
sice I could say,
"Sister Susie stitting
on a thistle!"
Gosh oh gee, how
happy I'd be,
If I could only
whistle (thhh.)
All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
My two front teeth,
see my two front teeth.
Gee, if I could
onlyhave my two front teeth,
Then I could wish
you, "Merry Christmas!"
Auld Lang Syne
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad.
Feliz Navidad.
Feliz Navidad.
Prospero ano y felicidad.
Feliz Navidad.
Feliz Navidad.
Feliz Navidad.
Prospero ano y felicidad.
I want to wish you
a Merry Christmas,
With lots of presents
to make you happy.
I want to wish you
a Merry Christmas
From the bottom
of my heart.
I want to wish you
a Merry Christmas,
With mistletoe and
lots of cheer,
With lots of laughter
throughout the years
From the bottom
of my heart.
Jingle Bell Rock
Jingle bell, jingle
bell, jingle bell rock,
Jingle bells swing
and jingle bells ring.
Snowin’ and blowin’
up bushels of fun,
Now the jingle hop
has begun.
Jingle bell, jingle
bell, jingle bell rock,
Jingle bells chime
in jingle bell time.
Dancin’ and prancin’
in jingle bell square,
In the frosty air.
What a bright time,
it’s the right time to rock the night away.
Jingle bell time
is a swell time to go ridin’ in a one horse sleigh.
Giddy yap jingle
horse pick up your feet.
Jingle around the
clock.
Mixin’’ and a minglin’
in a jinglin’ beat,
That’s the jingle
bell, that’s the jingle bell, that’s the jingle bell rock!
The Most Wonderful
Day Of The Year
From
the Christmas Special "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
A packful of toys
means a sackful of joys
And for millions
of girls and for millions of boys
When Christmas Day
is here
The most wonderful
day of the year!
Jack in the box waits
for children to shout,
"Wake up, don't
you know that it's time to come out!"
When Christmas Day
is here
The most wonderful
day of the year!
Toys galore scattered
on the floor.
There's no room
for more
And it's all because
of Santa Claus!
A scooter for Jimmy,
a dolly for Sue.
The kind that will
even say "How do you do!"
When Christmas day
is here
The most wonderful
day of the year.
Mr. Grinch
You're a mean one,
Mr. Grinch.
You really are a
heel,
You're as cuddly
as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch,
You're a bad banana
with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster,
Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an
empty hole,
Your brain is full
of spiders, you have garlic in your soul,
Mr. Grinch,
I wouldn't touch
you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a foul one,
Mr. Grinch.
You have termites
in your smile,
You have all the
tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile,
Mr. Grinch,
Given a choice between
the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a rotter,
Mr. Grinch,
You're the king
of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
You nauseate me,
Mr. Grinch,
With a nauseous
super "naus"!,
You're a crooked
dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss,
Mr. Grinch,
Your soul is an
appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of
rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!
You're a foul one,
Mr. Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty
skunk,
Your heart is full
of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk,
Mr. Grinch,
The three words
that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!
Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree
Rockin’ around the
Christmas tree at the Christmas party hop.
Mistletoe hung where
you can see, every couple tries to stop.
Rockin’ around the
Christmas tree, let the Christmas spirit ring.
Later we’ll have
some pumpkin pie an we’ll do some caroling.
You will get a sentimental
feeling when you hear
Voices singing:
“Let’s be jolly, deck the hall with boughs of holly.”
Rockin’ around the
Christmas tree, have a happy holiday.
Everyone dancing
merrily in the new old fashioned way.
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
You know Dasher and
Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid
and Donder and Blitzen.
But do you recall
the most famous reindeer of all?
Rudolph the red-nosed
reindeer had a very shiny nose
And if you ever
saw it, you would even say it glows.
All of the other
reindeer used to laugh and call Him names,
They never let poor
Rudolph join in any reindeer games;
Then one foggy Christmas
Eve, Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your
nose so bright,
Won't you guide
my sleigh tonight?"
Then all the reindeer
loved Him as they shouted out with glee:
"Rudolph the red-nosed
reindeer,
You'll go down in
history!"
Silver And Gold
From
the Christmas Special "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Silver and gold,
silver and gold.
Ev'ryone wishes
for silver and gold.
How do you measure
its worth?
Just by the pleasure
it gives here on earth.
Silver and gold,
silver and gold.,
Mean so much more
when I see
Silver and gold
decorations
On ev'ry Christmas
Tree
Sleigh Ride
Just hear those sleigh
bells jingling, ring-ting-tingling too,
Come on it's lovely
weather for a sleigh ride together with you.
Outside the snow
is falling and friends are calling: "Yoo hoo!"
Come on it's lovely
weather for a sleigh ride together with you.
Giddy-yap, giddy-yap,
giddy-yap let's go, let's look at the show,
We're riding in
a wonderland of snow.
Giddy-yap, giddy-yap,
giddy-yap it's grand, just holding your hand,
We're gliding along
with a song of a wintery fairy land.
Our cheeks are nice
and rosy and comfy cosy are we,
We're snuggled up
together like two birds of a feather would be.
Let's take that
road before us and sing a chorus or two,
Come on it's lovely
weather for a sleigh ride together with you.
There's a birthday
party at the home of Farmer Gray,
It’ll be a perfect
ending to a perfect day,
We'll be singing
the songs we love to sing without a single stop,
At the fireplace
while we watch the chestnuts pop.
Pop! Pop!
Pop!
There's a happy feeling
nothing in the world can buy,
When they pass around
the coffee and the pumpkin pie,
It'll nearly be
like a picture print by Currier and Ives,
These wonderful
things are the things we remember all through our lives!
Repeat first verse
