Full name: John O'Brian (Murphy's Irish Stout).

City & Country: Navan, Co. Meath. Ireland.

My city: Small expensive girls who smell. That's why we drink and think about Baywatch

Hmm! Exams. Hmm! Work + Marriage. Ahh! Suicide.

My concept of Baymara: Bay what? If you want something done, "Do it yourself". And ther is that thing about being ripped off!

"What?" You want to wash your clothes? Ha Ha!

My concept of my country: Turn left at England? First World expectations, with Third World roads!

People who believe that Beer is a Religion. "So, are you religious?" Yes, I drink at least 5 pints a day.

I = I

R = Really

E = Earn

L = Lots of

A = Appreciation

N = Not enough

D = Dinero