From:  chamelio@hogbbs                        Marijuana Smoking Guide                   By: Reefer Man and the ChamelionWarning:Smoking pot is illegal in the united states.  Marijuana ischemically not addictive, but CAN be psychologically addicting.  Donot smoke pot when you are working with dangerous equiptment.  Whensmoked, pot lasts about 4-5 hours.  However, it is detectable in theblood stream for 14-30 days.  Marijuana is about 5 times as harsh ascigarette tobacco on your lungs.  On the other hand, not many people Iknow smoke a pack of pot everyday.  Enjoy the T-file!!    I recently realized that there aren't any GOOD files outhere on smoking Ganja, so I decided to write this.  Enjoy.Joints:I hope you don't need instructions on how to roll a joint.  Ipersonally don't use them very often, unless I'm in a verycasual place and have a lot of shake on me.  They are verywasteful, but there's nothing like smoking a joint while listeningto Bob Marley.  If your not a skilled roller, you can pick upautomatic rollers at your local tobacco shop.   You can even usedollar bills as joint paper.Bowls:Probably the best way to smoke.  There are many, many differentways to make them.  If you aren't to creative then just buya pipe. Bowls are great because they are easy to carry and conceal.        The only tip I have to give you is to make sure you have ametal screen in it or you'll waste a lot of shake.        Here are a few interesting improvised bowls I have seen        lately:  Take a 12 ounce aluminum can, drink the contents and        rinse out.  Lay it on its side and take a 1-3 cm hardback book        and press it in the center so you have a indentation about half        way down.  Use a pin to poke a lot of small holes into the        indentation.  Put the weed on top of the holes, light it and suck        through the hole where the tab was.  Recently I was fooling        around with sticks and trying to make bowls out of them.  I found        that if you use a stick 1 1/2 - 2 cm in diameter it works best.        Cut it off at your desired length (the shorter it is the easier        it is to drill and conceal (mine is 7 cm long)).  Use a 1/2 cm        or smaller) drill bit to drill down the center.  Leave one end        closed.  Use about a 1 cm drill bit to drill a hole from the top        down until it reaches the other hole.  Shove a screen down there,        paint it, carve it, stain it... do whatever you like to        it.Water Pipes (or bongs):A water pipe is a complex bowl that cools down and filters thesmoke, allowing you to keep it in your lungs longer.                       _____Diagram:             > ----.\   ____                    /      ||   \  / <------ bowl                   /     __||____||___                  /     /__||____||___\              pipe      |  ||    ||   |                        |        ||   |                        |^^^^^^^^||^^^| <------ water line                        |        ||   |                        |             |                        |             |                        \_____________/        As you can see it is not that complex.  You need some sortof jar (any type of material is ok) with an air-tight seal. Drilltwo holes into the top and insert two tubes (also of any material,but the more heat resistant, the better) of different lengths.Attach a bowl to the top of the longer tube.  Any bowlwill do, just make sure the opening is on the bottom and it has afine screen.  Fill the bottle with water, so the longer tube isunder water and the shorter one isn't.  Fill the bowl with somefine weed, light and suck from the shorter tube.  Due to pressuredifferences the smoke is pulled through the water (you'll hearthe bubbling) and cooled.  You can usually get two hits where youcould normally get one because the chamber fills with smoke.  Youcan improvise a lot of the bong and still have it work.  Becreative.Gravity bongs:With one of these contraptions you can get an extreme amount ofconcentrated smoke in your lungs at once.Diagram:                  ____                          \  / <)))))) bowl                           ||                          /  \                         /    \                     |  /      \  |   water line )))))> |^/^^^^^^^^\^|                     | |        | |                     | |        | |                     | |        | |                     | |        | |                     \____________/        Start with a 3 liter bottle of your favorite drink.  Drinkit.  Get a 2 liter bottle of another drink.  Drink it.  Cut thetop off of the 3 liter using an exacto knife, right whereit starts to slant up. Throw out the top. Cut off the bottom of the2 liter right above the black thing on the bottom.  Remove the capand drill a small hole in it.  Now, scrape out the plastic inside thecap.  Place your bowl over the opening, and tape it down to make aseal. Fill the 3 liter with cool water to the top, leave about an inchfree so you don't spill water.  Before you put on the cap, place the 2liter bottle in the 3 liter, letting it slide slowly down.  Put on thecap (with attached bowl), place the screen in the bowl, and fill withpot.  You don't need that much,  overdoing it just wastes the stuff.Place your lighter over the bowl, and light it, while slowly liftingup the 2 liter bottle.  This creates a vacuum inside the 2 liter bowl,which draws the flame into the bowl, and the smoke into the bottle.Go slowly, and remove your lighter.  Keep pulling up, and the vacuumwill keep the pot burning.  Once the entire bottle is filled up (beingcarefull not to go to far), carefully unscrew the cap.  Place yourhand over the mouth of the bottle, to stop smoke from comming out.Breathe out almost all your air, and then place your mouth over thebottle.  Slowly push the 2 liter bottle down, forcing all the smokeinto your lungs.  Make sure you don't go down to far and get water inyour lungs, it's the worst.   If you have decent pot, you should get amajor high pretty quickly, you will only need about 2 hits.  Warning :It's not possible to O.D. on pot, but if you are inexperianced, thismuch pot will bring you to a very high peak, to the point where youloose many of your senses, and find it hard to speak or understandanyone.  It has the possibility of being a bad experiance.  On theother hand, it can be a truly great experiance.Eating Weed:        I'm not to sure about this one (never tried it), though I'velearned a lot about it.  Take a good amount and put it in somewater to let it soak for a couple of minutes. Microwave the mushfor about 5 minutes (or until it gets dry again).  This willbreak down the cell wall to aid in digestion.  It will probablytake an hour or two to take effect.  There are many other ways ofeating pot, on crackers, brownies, etc.  The main difference is thatyou will not peak as high, but will be high for much longer, around 8hrs.How to beat the drug testing:1. Drink lots of fluids.2. Urinate and perspire often.3. If suprised, empty the nearest water cooler.If going to a test:1. Have a friend fill a Bard Dispoz-a-Bag Drainage Bad, and tape it toyour abdomen.  Run the tube down to your fly.  The piss must be fresh.2. For women, a urine filled condom or vanilla extract bottle insertedinto the vagina can work wonders.3. Distract the distributor, or bribe him.4. If your really fucked, add toilet water to your sample, or a fewdraino crystals to lower your pH.After you've been tested:1. List over the counter drugs medications which are cross-reactive,such as Advil, Nuprin, Motrin, or Mydol.Remember: Using drugs at work is wrong when you are operating heavyequiptment, or are responsable for people's lives.PS2- Caught by your parents?  Don't admit it!  There's no way they canprove your st0ned, just say you feel sick!.                                        L8r, Reefer Man                                             ChamelionHello's to King Quark, Westhaus, Student First Step, Electric Monk!Legalize it!