By: Xoo

                            "The Feds Bust Xoo"

I was walking from my school, pass the football field to the car.
I was casually walking with matches in my hand.
I was lighting, shaking, then throwing matches, onto the ground.
As I approached the end of the football field, a cop jumped out, behind some
trees.
COP: "What do you think you are doing?"
Xoo: "Nothing, sir."
COP: "(turns me around), that's it, your going to jail pal..."
Xoo: "(shocked), what did I do officer?"
COP: "Lighting matches, then throwing them in dry leaves?"
Xoo: (glazed stare)
COP: "turn around, and look..."
Xoo: "(turns around, sees a small fire, walks over to fire, COP follows)
Xoo: "Whoa, i didn't mean to start a fire..."
COP: "Ummm, yeah right."
COP: "(talking on walkie-talkie, that cop-talk)
COP: "(takes me towards school)
COP2:"(Approaches, COP and Xoo)
COP2/COP "(takes me to school)
Xoo: "what exactly is going to happen to me?"
COP: (no response)
COP/COP2/Xoo: "(approach some white, white haired man)
Xoo: "Hi"
Whitey: "(escorts Xoo to private room)
Whitey: "Take a seat, son."
Xoo: "(sits down)"
COP: "I think we found the person we are looking for."
Xoo: "What are you talking about?"
Whitey: "I think you know."
Xoo: "Now, I am confused."
COP: "This kid was lighting matches and throwing them into the woods."
Whitey: "Is this true?"
Xoo: "No, i was lighting matches, then shaking them to ensure that they were
put out, then dropping them."
Whitey: "Why did you do this?"
Xoo: "I dunno, i guess I was bored."
Whitey: "Eh, you were bored?"
Xoo: "A little."
COP: "Your going to jail pal."
Xoo: "Are you trying to scare me like this or something sir?"
COP: "No son, i am telling you the truth (grins)
Whitey: "If you were blowing the matches out, as you say, then how do you
explain the fire you started.
Xoo :"I guess one of them wasn't blown out properly, then. It was a very small
fire to say the least.
Whitey: "You know this is considered arson, even if it is a minor fire.
COP: "Yeah, and  you could go to jail."
Xoo: "Sir, could you ask the Police officer to stop reminding me of jail."
Whitey: "Lietenent, stop scaring the child."
Xoo: "I beg your pardon sir, but i am NOT a child."
Whitney: "How old are you then?
Xoo: (replies cut)
Whitey: "OK, but you will be treated as a juvilnile."
Whitey: "A letter will be sent home."
Whitey: "You will be suspended from school for 5 days"
Xoo: "I promise to you sir, that i will spend those 5 days studying" (i wrote
this shit in that time)
Whitey: "Glad to hear it. Another thing, you may have to show your case to the
Board of Education, since there were previous fires in the same ares..."
Xoo: "You mean to say, that you think--I started those other fires?"
Whitey: "Yes, we think it was you."
Xoo: "Why would i do something like that?" :-)
Whitey: "I don't know, kids now-a-days are really screwed up."
COP: "Don't deny it, i saw you...Your going to jail pal."
Xoo: (looks at COP) "Ok, thanks for the tip."
COP: "Don't act smart with me young man."
Whitey: "Where do you live?"
Xoo: "I can't tell that to strangers."
Whitey: "Oh, so you wanna play Mr. Smartie-Pants, eh?"
"I can play that too."
Xoo: "I'm sorry sir." (like i'm ever sorry...)
Whitey: "What's your address and phone number?"
Xoo: (replies cut, i don't want you to know where i live)
COP: "Can I call the superintendant, and tell them about him?"
Whitey: "No, not yet...we don't have all our fact straight, lets get this
issue sorted out."
Xoo: "Ok, can I go now?"
Whitey: "Hold on, first I have to take you to the police station."
Xoo: "Cool, can i go in the police car?"
Whitey: "No, looks like I gotta drive you." (This dude drives a cool-ass
porsche)
Xoo: "oh, well"
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-The PO-Lice Station-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
PoliceMan: "What another one?"
Whitey: "Yep, this time i think he's the one."
PoliceMan: "What charge? DWI, Drugs?
Whitey: "Arson."
Xoo: "I didn't do anything..."
Whitey: "Let me talk, son."
PoliceMan: "Hello there, kid. My name is Lt. Bill MacMoo (his real name!)
and I am a police officer of the law. I am here to protect you, and to be
your friend. If you have anything you would like to get off of your chest
about your obsession with fire, I am here to listen...
Xoo: (thinking...what bullshit) No sir, thanks for the offer.
Whitey: Well, i guess I better leave you two alone.
COP: (comes out from nowhere) "Ha, your going to jail pal."
Xoo: "What the hell?"
PoliceMan: "what did you say?"
Xoo: "I said, Fuq Ma' Bell."
PoliceMan: "That's not right to swear."
Xoo: "Sorry."
COP: "you better be, or else you could go to jail..."
PoliceMan: Come with me son. (takes Xoo with him to little room)
Xoo: "why are we here?"
PoliceMan: "Fingerprint Identification."
Xoo: "am I going to jail?"
PoliceMan: "I'm afraid you are, but only for a week."
COP: "told you, you should have listened to me."
Xoo: "ok, can i make one phone call?"
PoliceMan: "yeah, i guess."
Xoo: (I call my friend, and he tries to bail me out)
-=-=-=-=-=-=2 days later=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
PoliceMan: "Your free to go."
Xoo: (tired, sweating...)"Thanks, you the man..."
Xoo: (starts walking home)


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