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                       "Ebonics Translator"

The Official Ebonics Guide to help whitey translate 
the negroid-american language into standard English. 

Note: If Jamal wants to get a fucking job, he
better know how to speak correct english, not this Negro
bullshit...   Right On Cracker!

Yo, G, check out the cool site for all of the Ebonics 
shit you'll ever peep. http://turnon.netlite.com/

Ebonics joke: Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I B.
I B Who?
I B Bilingual, whitey.

Baby names for negroid males. Jamal, Jerome, Cleophus.
Baby names for negroid females. LaShondra, Latisha, 
Shanaynay.

The negroid mind has a common problem with conjugating 
the verb "to be", so they continue to refer to every-
thing as "be"

I be, You be, She/He/It be, We be, They be.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN?-Used at the end of a sentence.
Denotes a request for understanding from the Negroid 
individual. If you hear this repeatedly in a 
conversation, tell the Negro to speak properly. Question
the Negro's clarity.

MUH BITCH IS EATIN' GREENS 'N CORNBREAD-His girlfriend 
or wife is eating vegetables and cornbread.

I GOTTA JET-I must leave at an immediately. The Negro 
must bail out his girlfriend or wife for selling crack 
and/or other toxic substances deemed inappropriate, 
lethal, and/or dangerous to society by the US Government.

10,000-Used to denote an abscence of an individual. 
Mainly used to express a desire to leave the premise.

I GOT YOUR BACK-Denotes a false sense of protection by
one Negro to another. The Negro stating this will often
flee the scene in immediate danger because the Negro is
known for it's footspeed. In otherwords, the Negro is a
fast land mammal and/or homosapien.

WHITEY, CRACKER, WHITEBREAD, HONKY-Adjectives used to 
describe a caucasian individual. There is no need to 
call the offending Negro a nigger, junglebunny, jigaboo,
or porchmonkey. This will just fluxuate into a violent 
scene and cause harm to you or the offending Negro.

DOG-Not the domesticated mammalian which barks. Used to 
denote other Negros.

OG-Old Gangsta. Used in the ghetto. Denotes authority
in a territorial gang of Negros. Be aware that the Negro
who is an OG is armed and dangerous. The Negro known as
an OG will most likely being carrying a firearm 
(semi-auto), a beeper, and a pager.

YO, HOMEY, LET'S PLAY HOOPS-Hello, Good Negro, Let us 
play basketball. Young black males are notorious for 
playing basketball. Infact, many Negroes on welfare
buy $200 shoes and hit the court nightly.

SMOKE HIM, FOO-Shoot him, friend. Used in ghetto culture
to denote a killing of another homosapien. 

YOU BE TRIPPIN', FOO-Your are paranoid, friend. May have
other meanings denoted by monotone in voice, eg; You
fucked up.

MY BAD-My mistake. The negroid often makes mistakes. If
the negroid is fluent in ebonics, he will certainly
use MY BAD. Some southerners have also adopted this 
phrase because they are equally as stupid as 98% of the
negroid population inhabiting English-speaking North
America.

DISSIN'-Disrespecting a fellow negroid. An insult. Also;
TO BE DISSED, YOU DISSIN' ME?, et al.

YO MAMA-Your guess is as good as ours. Maybe the negroid
finds your mother attractive, or the negroid thinks that
by insulting your mother that he is insulting you. Maybe
Jamal should take a course in human genetics as insults
cannot travels telepathically through mother to child.

CHRONIC-Used to denote marijuana. Synonym is used in 
gangsta rap songs. Marijuana has an adverse effect on 
the negroid nervous system, possibly giving them chronic
bronchial infections. 

THEY GONNA GET THEY ASS SHOT UP-They are going to be
shot repeatedly. The Negroid ghetto culture blatantly
encourages violence against rival negroes and other 
races. 

GAT-Gun. Very Archaic. As known, many young negro males
are notorious for owning stolen firearms.

THIS SHIT IS WHACK-This situation is not correct. The
negro mind cannot articulate a situation from a bowel
movement. 

MUH JIMMY IS WHACKED-My penis is not functioning 
properly. 

GET MUH SWERVE ON-Get laid or have sex. Used often by
negroid males who's penis is crooked. Negroid males 
boast about having large penises. Maybe that is why 
their inertia cause a crooked penis.

GET MUH GRUB ON-Eating. They negroid diet usually 
consists of watermelon, ribs, and fried chicken. The
African tribes often ate goat blood and fat.

RIDE-Automobile. Many negroid males steal cars and take
them for joyrides. This offense is punishable by up to
10 years in jail.

DA BOMB-It is the greatest thing since cornbread. Since
the negroid americans were not allowed to drop atomic 
bombs in WWII, they now refer to things they like as 
the bomb. Too bad radiation didn't filter in the ghetto.

I BE HANGIN' IN MUH CRIB-I am sitting in my dwelling.
Many negroes refer to their domicile as a crib because
when breast feeding they often sat in their crib's 
masturbating to images of their mother's breasts. 

WHERE BE DA HOES MANG-Where are the prostitutes, good
citizen? Many negroes get high on a substance deemed 
toxic and pick up prostitutes because their wifes and/or
girlfriends are pimped by other negroes.

STEP OFF-Back down. Many negroid americans fall off 
buildings every year if they are not pushed off of them
by fellow negroes. STEP OFF denotes a request from one
negro to another to please be calm. If the negroes 
knocked over a 7-11, one negro maybe remorseful or 
nervous. If the negroes' hideout is on a building, they
might fall off of that building.

HOMEY-Friend. One negro may have homo erotic feelings 
for his friend and want to take him home. Back in the
late 70's during the explosion of street gangs, many
negroes experimented with homosexuality. Another way
this phrase could have come about is through crackhouses.
Many negroes sell crack, so their fellow negroes at the
crackhouse were known as homeys.

G-FUNK/THANG-G denotes gangsta. Since many negroid youth
are in gangs, and hardly bath, they smell funky. If 
someone is called G-THANG, they are often gangsta whores
as many young negroid women are gang raped.

BRACE YERSELF FOO'-Prepare yourself for anything, my
negro friend. It is estimated that a negro is shot 
every three seconds (what a shame), and the buzzphrase
is BRACE YERSELF FOO'. The negro who is shooting says 
this as he points his firearm at point blank range and 
shoots the other negro.

WORD TO YA MOMMA-I understand what you are saying to me.
The reference to a mother denotes a negro's affection
for his mother or his friend's mother. Most negro males
have fathered 3 children before age 23.

WORD UP-Again, I understand. Ebonics grammatic 
construction usually throws the preposition to the end.
If you speak correct English, you know this is incorrect.

KICKIN IT WITH THE HONEYS-Staying at home with a negroid
woman/women. Many negroid males have sex frequently 
because their penises are very large. Most negroid males 
have small brains, so they are compensated with their
large penises. 

KEEPIN IT REAL-I am keeping myself from impurities. In
early 1996, the big fad about negroid males was a shaved
head. As all of us whities know, the negro fallows 
whatever the current fad is with foodstamps and welfare.

PEEP THIS SHIT-Look at this. Many negroes stare at an
object aimlessly for minutes or hours. The negro brain
processes at 16Mhz/day.

LAY BACK IN THE CUT-Sit in the car out of sight. If one
negro is robbing the Maxi-Mart and his get-a-way driver
is in the parking lot, the robber will say this to the
driver so he will not get nervous when "The Man" comes
to arrest them.

PEACE OUT-Goodbye until I see you again, be careful 
where you may go. Again, the negroid construction throws
the preposition to the end. Denotes a false sense of 
caring. The negroid often gets into unsafe situations
with other negroids. Crime rate increases, more negroes
die, while those negroes alive proceate. The ratio for 
negroes born to those killed is 3:1. The negroid has a
high sperm count.

IN DA HOUSE-I am present, commence the activities of 
crime, fornication, and drug abuse. Many negroes go to 
parties and fornicate, thus driving up the ratio above.

WHOP YOUR ASS-I will assault you until I render you un-
conscious. Denotes a threat from a negro to another 
negro. Many negroes beat each other unconscious everyday
and cause many injuries. Whitey has them to thank for
health insurance rates going up. 

HOOD RAT-A whore or nasty woman who lives in the ghetto.
Many rats infest the ghetto, as many as the whores that
infest the same ghetto. The negroid male has sex with 
a HOOD RAT every so often, yet cannot rid their ghetto 
of the actual vermon, even with all of the firearms.

KNOCKIN BOOTS-Having sex. Many negroid males sodomize 
HOOD RATS, SKANKS, HOES, and their mothers. The nasty
women who live in the ghetto wear combat boots to stomp
on the rats, thus when the negroid males are sodomizing
the women, they are "Knockin' boots."


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