"The Herd's" Senior Path

There's a saying that for every time you laugh,
you add another day to your lifetime.
Well here's to your Life Line!

You Know You're Getting Old When:


The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.

You feel like "the morning after" and you haven't been anywhere.

Your best friend is dating someone half their age...
and isn't breaking any laws.

Your knees buckle and your belt won't.

You have a "hot date" and you turn out the lights for
economic rather than romantic reasons.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

You sink you teeth into a steak and they stay there.

Your children begin to look middle aged.

Your mind makes contracts your body can't meet.

You look forward to a dull evening.

Your favorite part of the newspaper is "20 years Ago Today".

You know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in,
no matter who walks into the room.

You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

You're proud of your new lawn mower and invite all your
friends over to come have a look.

The highlight of the week is looking at your neighbors
new lawn mower.

When a teenager says "Far Out", you put your glasses on
and start looking around.

When you're still on the ball, but too tired to bounce.

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