Hey ya all come with me on a journey of things that make me laugh it is a very important thing to laugh as much as possible in this life...

Recently, While visiting my parents, I was having a conversation with some freinds.
When my father yells " Jesus Christ"( i never could understand why he always mixed us up)
He said "Jesus Christ, why do you always have to laugh so much?
I said " Why do you always have to be angry so much?
He said "Well, you make me angry".
I said "Well you make me laugh."
He then went to the bedroom and pouted. ahh shit eh!!!!!
Oh ya!!! the humor may twinge on the edge of the crude side at times. I will maintain a small resemblance to control. maybe.
says ( as there flying down hill in wagon) " It's hard to know whats important in life. We don't notice the small stuff and we're never prepared for the big stuff."

says " What about the stuff in between?"
says  " That stuffs boring."
says " Let's hope bumbling along without a clue is important."
says " According to the ads fresh breath and dry arm pits are crucial."
 
 

J

when you have no basis for your arguement abuse the plantiff.

 Marius Tialus Cicero
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Any kid will do a favor for you if you ask at bed time.
Red Skelton
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BREAKING BAD NEWS

A man was out of town on a trip and he asked his brother to care for his cat for him while he was away. The cat was a beautiful siamese and meant a great deal to him. The brother who was caring for the cat didn't like cats at all. When he got back from the trip he called his brother and asked about the cat, the brother was very curt and replied; " your cat died. And then hung up the phone. For days the man was unconsolable, Finally when the brother called he told him; "It was needlessly cruel and sadistic of you to tell me so bluntly that my cat passed away." The brother demanded " well what did you expect me to do? Well you could have told me the bad news gradually. First you could have told me the cat was playing on the roof. Later you could have told me he had broken his leg. Then when i came to get him you could have told me he died. But, no, you didn't have it in you to be that civilized. After a slight appology the man asks his brother how there mom is? The brother pauses and says  "she's playing on the roof."

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DEATH

1. ) The one experience we can't put in perspective afterwards.
2. ) God's way of telling you not to be such a wise ass.
3. ) Life's answer to the question, " why?"
4. ) Natures way of getting you to smell the daisies.
5. ) the greastest kick of all, that's why they save it for last.
6. ) Proven to be 99% fatal to labratory rats.

A (On going to war over religion) - "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend." Yassir Arrafat (PLO leader) J How can you tell if there are elephants under your bed?
You touch your ceiling with your nose. J If you can keep your head when all about people are losing theirs. It's quite possible that you haven't quite grasped the situation yet. J In Toronto, police shot and killed a man, in a parking lot of a 7-11. Police say the irrational man, who was inflicting bodily harm on himself, was threating to kill himself. "we had no other choice but to shoot", one officer said, "the man was clearly crazy and was going to hurt himself if we didn't stop him."

and here's a few places that have made me laugh

go here to experience the stupidity of humanity

how about an autopsy