Dave's New Chat Room

by chatting in here you agree to the following: no solicitors, no lifeguard will be on duty; swim at own risk, no calls may be made to uruguay, except after 9:00 p.m. est., no down payment, no credit check, no hassles, you may experience some strange side effects, such as the urge to do a kegstand, or to go streaking, however, side effects only occur in only 95% of all users, also you may feel a bit disoriented, this is in no way the fault of Dave's New Chat Room, it's all your fault. If you do not experience any side effects, then there must be something wrong with you, if you took all of this seriously, or said to yourself out loud "does this guy think he's funny?" get a life... you shouldn't have even read this much!