Note: This is a guest piece by an AOL baseball chat room regular. It is so, so true.


Q: How many people in the AOL baseball chatroom does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 34.

1 to enter the room and announce, "The light bulb has been changed!"

1 to say that the light bulb sucks.

2 to say that it's ignorant to say that the light bulb sucks.

3 to say that they don't think the light bulb sucks, but they don't particularly care for it.

5 to say that they hate the light bulb and name other light bulbs they prefer.

4 to say that the light bulb rules.

2 to attack those 4 saying that they jumped on the light bulb's bandwagon.

3 to point out that they never saw these light bulb fans in the room last year.

3 to start asking the light bulb fans about the light bulb's history and past performance.

1 to tell people that it shouldn't bother them whether or not the light bulb's fans know about the light bulb's 1944 season.

5 to start teasing the people who like the light bulb about how the light bulb burns out.

2 others to keep warning that the light bulb will eventually burn out.

1 to start correcting grammar and spelling.

1 to ask, "Did the light bulb hit any homers tonight?"


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