In the Land of Cookie Dough
   There once was a peaceful land where everything was made of cookie dough.   It was ruled over by the King Pop n' Fresh.  This realm was normally peaceful, but of late something had been eating the cookie dough people whole.  A whole village dissappeared consumed by a evil creature..

    In another land far away a few people were playing in traffic when they saw a truck coming at them fast.   They stood their like deers staring into the headlights.  Though, fate had pity on then and by that truck was a cookie dough gnome near by.  Just before they became a smear on the truck the people were sucked into a new dimisional plane.   They sat floating in limbo seeing signs floating in space that made them wonder where they were.  Just the one of them hit his head on a that said "no jacking off from 4-6pm on mon-fri."

    He mutter what kinda of hellish place this was....how can whatever live here deal with such laws..

    Then before the short guy could look at some of the magazines that were floating the holy cookie dough god appeared before them.  He told them that they could not return to their orignal world, so they could either pass on to the afterlife or .. .. go to another dimision and live out life there.. So they said they would live in the land of cookie dough..

    But, when they appeared in this new world they were  still human and need to eat.   For sport they hunted down the pot bellyed desserts and cooked them over a candle.. One of the ditz people in the group pop up and said that that was a real big waste of a candle and sat there starring contently at the candle with a odd simile on her face.   The other people in the group got very scared of her, but she was a blonde so what could they expect.

    Though, the people in this world did not like being eaten (go figure, its another world what do you expect?) so the cookie dough people set of to destory these fiends.. They awoke one morning to find themselves surrounded by the people of this strange realm.. in "self defence" they ate all the people of the world.

    Over the years the ate and ate and eventually they had eaten the whole planet and then died and the frozen wasteland of space.  The cookie dough god laughed to himself these events pleased him...

    So, as you can see there is a morale to this story!  actually there are two..
1) People get rewarded for playing in traffic!!
2) 68% of all lesbians are either natural or dyed blonde...
 

Don't ask what I was thinking when I wrote this!