Out in the Outlands Of Hickdom the is something that would resemble a society.   It is ruled  over by a "queen hick" who has the greatest hickish qualities.  She was named Parrie, though she noticed that their was another hick who had hickish power as strong as hers.   That  hick was called Hikki, her hickish qualities were not the same as Parrie because well.. they weren't (if anyone doesn't know what im talking about than you don't know the people im talking about....) they were different, some say better and Parrie was afraid that Hikki would kill her when she went to sleep at 8 o'clock.  So, Zarolyn said "Why don't you have a contest of hickish powers against this whore?

    Parrie replied, "Woopah, what a great idea, the challenge will be started at the cinder blocks field were the dead rabbit/guinea crossbreeds are buried at noon."

    So Zarolyn went of to find Hikki, and she found her doing some odd and twisted thing with a horse... after Hikki was finished doing that Zarolyn approached her and said, "HeyHey, if you wish to battle for the title of Queen of the Hicks you must meet at the cinder blocks field were the dead rabbit/guinea crossbreeds are buried at noon"

    "Hullo to you too, I wouldn't miss it for a romp in the hay.."

    Zarolyn went off smiling.. she hoped that Hikki would lose allowing her to get revenge on all the meany things she had done against her..Meanwhile hiding off in a cave Enny was hiding from Baugh for some unknown reason.

    As the two "ladies" met the greeted each other..

    Hikki: Bitch!!

    Parrie: Slutty ditz whore!!

    *After this went on for 30 minutes they stopped and began thinking of the events that would make the new Hick Queen.. they agreed on the following events.

    1) Sleeping with 3 guys

    2) Complaining about how they look

    3) Who had the most screwed up fantasies

    4) Who was the bigger lesbian
 
    5)  Who was the bigger ditz...

    6)   Who could finish a 2L bottle of Cock first..
 
    The first event was judge by who could do it the fastest... Hikki just left to find some guys.. but Parrie thought "I'll sleep with all the James Bond actors.. but she only managed to convince Sean Connery to do it by the time Hikki had reached all 3.. I wonder why? So Hikki was in the lead 1-0

    The second event was a close one.. they both could complain so well about things that no one would notice.. things like im too heavy.. my legs are too long.. and so many others that no one in the right mind would thing about.. since most of them are not true.. this event ended in a draw. 1.5 - 0.5 for Hikki

    After that came this.. well.. all the judges even if they were hicks didn't need to hear that.. after all there people too.. But Parrie one because you cant get any more screwed up then Pierce Brosnan naked making bacon is just sick.. !  Its now tied 1.5 - 1.5!

    The fourth event Parrie won hands down.. and pants..with Enny.. Hikki didn't stand a chance now Parrie was winning 2.5-1.5

 
    Well this event was like totally Hikki specialty she won very easily.. it was once again tied up 2.5 - 2.5.. it would was now gonna be decided by the final events..

    This was a sad event.. Parrie stomach could take that much and Hikki was to small to take to whole massive thing.. so no one won and it ended in a draw.. because of that the hick society fell apart and the hicks became more primitive..