To these mis-guided souls who cannot understand there own hick ways because to much inbreading and to many cars on cinder blocks have clouded their vision, I wish to say that I feel sorry for you....
First of all, you can't take a joke, second of all, if you happened to click on this link, you must have been bored or you were offended, in which case I will type up the problem on my invisible typewritter...
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This page is a joke, much like your face. It should be taken in a light sense for it is all in the name of fun, not the type of barnyard orgies that you hiocks have but as in normal fun.
If you were truely offended by this, go talk to someone who also shares your lack of humour and also must have a 10-foot spiked rod up their @$$
Such as this
Hick's Page that was created to oppose ours. G'Day