Why? How and Cuz
These are random thought that went through my mind when the internet was out.  They are not necessarily true, but its what came across my mind at the time so phooey.... If you have a problem with this you smell like toenails.

    1. Why does it seem that so many of you hicks are lesbians??

    2.  How come you hicks are either really short or tall, ever heard of normal height??

    3.  Why are the short hicks forming a army to kill me??

    4.  How come Carrie has such a big dildo up her ass? j/k

    5.   Why didn't anyone ask a hick to the semi-formal?

    6.   If the hicks live up north how come the hate the cold so much?

    7.   Why are oranges orange?

    8.  Why did some one tell me that Nikki castrated Galen? I didn't wanna know that if its true.. so people should be shot...

    9.   Did Carolyn really say that she could fit 3 cocks in her pussy?? If so she should let some non hicks try and beat that record.

    10.  Is N64 better than Playstation?

    11.  Why does french suck so bloody much?

    12.  Why do only queers like fruit on their pizza?

    13.   How often do you hicks smoke up?

    14.  Some of you hicks should get of LsD..

    15.   Why does Katie bring her house to school?? Is it so that she can get guys into her bedroom quicker?

    16.  Isn't a month more than a week?  For some of you hicks it doesn't seem so.   Is that some kind of evolution thing to make you people have kids easier?

    17.   Why do only really cool people but chill powder on pizza?

    18.  I thought only Chinense anime animal collect panties?  Is Carrie a Chinese anime animal??

    19.  The animals in Jurassic Park are hicks.....

    20.  What's with these dots......?

    21.   Why can't the hicks be normal and use whipped cream instead of pitch forks.. whipped cream is much better..

    22.  Do wookies from Star Wars have genitals?

    23.  How come they don't have pens with white ink..

    24.   Why does Ms. Difabio hate me so much???? I want a answer for this one.. I don't care so much about the rest, but I need a answer for the on?

    25..  Why do hicks shove clarinets up their pussies?

    26.   Mark, its cork not cock grease..

    27.    Is mooching wrong? if so... umm.. to bad..

    28.   Coke or Pepsi? is you answer coke you are a hick...

    29.    Why do some hicks give oral sex to all 151 pokemon?

    30.  Does Carrie suck goats or cows?

    31.  I will give anyone $20 to kill Carrie, you know you want the money.

    32.  What would you do if your ponytail was cut off?

    33.  Who is your favorite DBZ character?

    34..  Is it a sin to kill?

    35.   Who hates Bill Gates say "I".. I thought so..

    36.  Country music was invented by hicks.. thanks a lot.. when I die I will remember that.. You will pay..

    37. Doesn't Katelemon sound like a pokemon...

    38.  Are you endorsed by the yellow dots?

    39.   Is Britney Spears the High Lord Prostitute of the hicks...??

    40.  What happens if you get a horse high?

    41.  Was Nikki named Debby and her horse named Dallas at one point in time?  Mark you better be telling the truth..

    42.   Q, why doesn't the letter q get more use?

    43.   A 10 is higher than a Jack..

    44.  Why in a deck of cards there are no princes, don't the king and queen ever get it on?

    45.  Why don't men get to be sentenced to female prisons?

    46.   Why don't the villains ever win?

    47.  A man on a plane says I wish I had a little cunt, the women beside him says me to because mine is the size of a house.

    48.  How come the black panthers don't do much anymore?

    49.  You are all communists..

    50.  Is it wrong to jersey a girl?

    51.   That's all fols till next time on same bat time and same bat channel.

    52.    Do hicks make their own clothes?

    53.   I dont know...

    54.  Why do some guys have PMS?

    55.  Do math teacher fuck calulators?

    56.  Why does bryan rowe follow people!