BLUE ANGEL

My name is Angel and I'm feeling so blue!
How would you like it, if friends were so few?
I'm the sweetest, little doggie, that you'll ever find,
Since you won't play, I'm going out of my mind!
No other nice animal has to play all alone!
My mistress is too busy, on her telephone!
If you will come over, I'll fetch you a toy,
And then you can say, "What a good, old boy!"
Don't be afraid, I'm really quite gentle!
The fact, that I bit the mailman, is incidental!
I've quit chewing up slippers and stealing food!
Lately, I've stopped growling and being so rude!
But, if you won't be friendly, I'll give you the works!
You'll see what a bully I can be...yes, a real jerk!
I'll rip you to shreds and tell all of your friends lies!
Now, won't that be a big, ugly surprise?
So, "Yes" or "No".....are you my friend....nor not?
Better say, "Yes!" or I WON'T LIKE IT A LOT!!

Pauline Banning

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