VACATION LAND

Three cheers, for the "Good Life", in a sunny clime,
Do not worry, if you haven't got a thin dime!
Just hire a big critter, that can float, like a boat,
And give him a credit card or a promisory note!

With YOU "On the Rocks" and lots of sunshine,
YOU and your chaperone will have a wonderful time!
Don't think about later, when they haul you off to Court,
And the high-priced lawyers, all give their sad report!

You'll only get three or four years, in the local jail,
And when you get out, you'll be looking very pale,
You'll need a vacation, where you can coax a tan!
So....off you go! To Vacation Land!

Pauline Banning

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