The male pet gave into the nagging of the female and agreed to adopt me. The services of my company was advertised for free in a paper called the "Junk Mail".
But please don't let this fact make you believe that I am "cheap".
My personal trade marks
I am very selective with the humans I associate myself with. Only the very well known or the people who hates cats.
Of the two pets I prefer the male, especially his belly.
I spend most of my time with my eyes closed, except when I need to wake the pets up to feed me at 4:00 am. This I do by licking the females hair. I usually carry myself with dignity, but every now and then I relive my childhood and go completely bonkers.
