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Snake
User ID: 0018434 Dec 13th 8:32 AM
Well people Christmas will soon be here and I am going home Friday. Yahoo, nothing like ice, wind and snow to make it seem like Christmas(and lots of booze).
Anyhow, hope you all have a holiday season full of joy and happiness and that the new year to come will be a terrific one. Remember, however, that Winter is Coming. Have a good one.

Snake

Ser Gary
User ID: 7657103 Dec 25th 5:23 PM
Real Nice Ser. You have the deft sword arm of a Knight and the tongue of a poet. Both will come in handy in future battles. Min i have thought the same thing. It's too bad every country doesnt have an Enchantress to keep it's men in line =)

I wish you all well, and i hope your having fun. Happy Holidays!

Relic
User ID: 7657103 Dec 25th 5:24 PM
ACK!!! I DID IT AGAIN! Didnt mean to steal your name Ser Gary, that last message was from Relic. Crap.

Padraig
User ID: 9593383 Dec 26th 6:06 AM
Great poem Ser Gary. Nothing like a gift of a poem on this cold day to bring a smile to my face.

Kristin
User ID: 0130044 Dec 29th 11:56 AM
Oh, that was a nice poem!

Kevin, we don't have any snow here either. But I live in Arizona, so I'd be surprised if we did! (of course, it did snow on Easter Sunday last year...)

Ami
User ID: 1348824 Dec 29th 9:29 PM
Ser Gary, that was sooo cute! I loved it!

haaruk Dec 29th 10:20 PM
Well done Ser Gary and a wonderful New Year to you!

Ser Gary
User ID: 9328513 Jan 4th 7:18 AM
Thank you for your kind comments, everyone. In talking with my brother The (real) Poet, any type of creativity requires adequate inspiration. You people and this board served as mine. Thanks.

KAH
User ID: 0541004 Jan 11th 2:55 PM
Well, Christmas is done, and so finally all the Y2K hyperbole...if I never hear the word 'millennium' again, it'll be too soon.

Weather has pretty much been awful all X-mas (but New Years Eve was nice)- snow's more or less rained off, so most of it has been spent gaining weight, together with my family. Not that I complain, mind you... :o)

So I expect I'll have to sweat off a few pounds in debate with Jeff over some heavy philosophical issues - particularly the color of Tyrion's underwear.

Hope ye all had a swell Christmas!

Jeff
User ID: 1536664 Jan 11th 5:00 PM
Considering the weakness of most of your arguments, Kay-Arne, you'd need to sweat about 3 kilos of fat off your head in order to become competitive again.

And Merry Christmas to all!

Min
User ID: 7907793 Jan 12th 3:47 PM
Hey, Kay is back! *showering flowers down on Kay*

WELCOME, Kay, I really missed you.

And I am certainly looking forward to the fat burning exercises both of you plan to have. I will lean back, nibble on some left-over christmas cookies and watch. It'll be as extiting as a football game for sure. :-)

KAH
User ID: 0541004 Jan 12th 4:08 PM
Well, I'm glad to be back, Min. :o)

And many thanks for the flowery welcome!

*gives a deep bow, and falls on his face, because of the added 3 kilos of fat on the head*

Jeff
User ID: 1536664 Jan 12th 5:27 PM
I'm surprised there are any leftover Christmas cookies within 20 km of you, Min. Maybe you need to join in on some of that fat burning. I recall something about a "Teutonic Goddess of Cellulite" somewhere in the dim past....

Min
User ID: 0018434 Jan 17th 2:02 PM
I recall something about you pooping your diapers dimly in the past, Jeffy...

Dirjj
User ID: 6960173 Jan 17th 2:51 PM
>> Dear Santa,
> >>
> >> You must be surprised that I'm writing you
> today, the 26th of
> >> December. Well, I would very much like to clear
> up certain
> >> things that have occurred since the beginning
> of the month! (While
> filled
> >> with illusion I wrote you this letter) I asked
> for a bicycle, an
> electric
> >> train set, a pair of roller blades, and a
> football uniform. I destroyed
> >> my brain studying the whole year! Not only
> was I the first in my
> class,
> >> but I
> >> had the best grades in the whole school. I'm
> not going to lie to you
> >> Santa,
> >> there was no one in my entire neighborhood
> that behaved better than me.
> >> With my parents, my brothers, my friends and
> with my neighbors, I would
> >> go on
> >> errands and even help the elderly cross the
> street. There was virtually
> >> nothing
> >> I wouldn't do for humanity!
> >> WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FUCKING YO-YO,
> A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND
> >> A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU
> THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A
> BITCH,
> >> THAT YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE
> FUCKING YEAR, TO COME OUT
> WITH
> >> SOME SHIT LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAMN TREE. AS IF
> YOU HADN'T FUCKED ME
> >> ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE SHITHEAD ACROSS THE
> STREET SO MANY FUCKING
> >> TOYS, THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAMN
> HOUSE! PLEASE DON'T LET ME
> SEE
> >> YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT ASS DOWN MY
> CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR! "I'LL FUCK
> >> YOU UP!" I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID ASS
> REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND
> >> SCARE THEM THE FUCK AWAY, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK
> YOUR BIG FAT ASS BACK TO
> >> THE NORTHPOLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU
> DIDN'T GET ME THAT
> FUCKING
> >> BIKE, YOU PUNK BITCH!! YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, FUCK
> YOU!! NEXT YEAR YOU'LL
> >> FIND OUT HOW BAD I CAN REALLY FUCKING
> BE...YOU'VE BEEN SLIPPING ON A
> >> MOTHERFUCKER FAR TOO LONG! SO WATCH YOUR BACK
> NEXT YEAR,
> >> YOU FAT BITCH!
> >>
> >> Love always,
> >>
> >> Little Johnny
> >>
> >

Padraig
User ID: 9279843 Jan 18th 12:29 PM
Wow

Jeff
User ID: 1536664 Jan 20th 9:18 AM
Min, it was, uh, an accident! I mean, it could have happened to anyone.

Couldn't it?

Anyway, I prefer the term "adult protection" to "diapers".

Min
User ID: 0074284 Jan 31st 12:41 PM
Well, _you_ said "diapers". But of course, I can understand that even a man like you needs protection sometimes. Something to lean on. Even if it's only a diaper. LOL.

Hey, my reply is late, but I just couldn't believe people were posting on the christmas topic still. It was worth it, reading little Johnny's kind words to Santa, though. :-)

Ser Gary
User ID: 1502094 Feb 2nd 5:15 PM
Hey, it's February. Only 11 months 'til Christmas.

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Snake User ID: 0018434	Dec 13th 8:32 AM Well people Christmas will soon be here and I am going home Friday. Yahoo, nothing like ice, wind and snow to make it seem like Christmas(and lots of booze). Anyhow, hope you all have a holiday season full of joy and happiness and that the new year to come will be a terrific one. Remember, however, that Winter is Coming. Have a good one. Snake
Ser Gary User ID: 7657103	Dec 25th 5:23 PM Real Nice Ser. You have the deft sword arm of a Knight and the tongue of a poet. Both will come in handy in future battles. Min i have thought the same thing. It's too bad every country doesnt have an Enchantress to keep it's men in line =) I wish you all well, and i hope your having fun. Happy Holidays!
Relic User ID: 7657103	Dec 25th 5:24 PM ACK!!! I DID IT AGAIN! Didnt mean to steal your name Ser Gary, that last message was from Relic. Crap.
Padraig User ID: 9593383	Dec 26th 6:06 AM Great poem Ser Gary. Nothing like a gift of a poem on this cold day to bring a smile to my face.
Kristin User ID: 0130044	Dec 29th 11:56 AM Oh, that was a nice poem! Kevin, we don't have any snow here either. But I live in Arizona, so I'd be surprised if we did! (of course, it did snow on Easter Sunday last year...)
Ami User ID: 1348824	Dec 29th 9:29 PM Ser Gary, that was sooo cute! I loved it!
haaruk	Dec 29th 10:20 PM Well done Ser Gary and a wonderful New Year to you!
Ser Gary User ID: 9328513	Jan 4th 7:18 AM Thank you for your kind comments, everyone. In talking with my brother The (real) Poet, any type of creativity requires adequate inspiration. You people and this board served as mine. Thanks.
KAH User ID: 0541004	Jan 11th 2:55 PM Well, Christmas is done, and so finally all the Y2K hyperbole...if I never hear the word 'millennium' again, it'll be too soon. Weather has pretty much been awful all X-mas (but New Years Eve was nice)- snow's more or less rained off, so most of it has been spent gaining weight, together with my family. Not that I complain, mind you... :o) So I expect I'll have to sweat off a few pounds in debate with Jeff over some heavy philosophical issues - particularly the color of Tyrion's underwear. Hope ye all had a swell Christmas!
Jeff User ID: 1536664	Jan 11th 5:00 PM Considering the weakness of most of your arguments, Kay-Arne, you'd need to sweat about 3 kilos of fat off your head in order to become competitive again. And Merry Christmas to all!
Min User ID: 7907793	Jan 12th 3:47 PM Hey, Kay is back! showering flowers down on Kay WELCOME, Kay, I really missed you. And I am certainly looking forward to the fat burning exercises both of you plan to have. I will lean back, nibble on some left-over christmas cookies and watch. It'll be as extiting as a football game for sure. :-)
KAH User ID: 0541004	Jan 12th 4:08 PM Well, I'm glad to be back, Min. :o) And many thanks for the flowery welcome! gives a deep bow, and falls on his face, because of the added 3 kilos of fat on the head
Jeff User ID: 1536664	Jan 12th 5:27 PM I'm surprised there are any leftover Christmas cookies within 20 km of you, Min. Maybe you need to join in on some of that fat burning. I recall something about a "Teutonic Goddess of Cellulite" somewhere in the dim past....
Min User ID: 0018434	Jan 17th 2:02 PM I recall something about you pooping your diapers dimly in the past, Jeffy...
Dirjj User ID: 6960173	Jan 17th 2:51 PM >> Dear Santa, > >> > >> You must be surprised that I'm writing you > today, the 26th of > >> December. Well, I would very much like to clear > up certain > >> things that have occurred since the beginning > of the month! (While > filled > >> with illusion I wrote you this letter) I asked > for a bicycle, an > electric > >> train set, a pair of roller blades, and a > football uniform. I destroyed > >> my brain studying the whole year! Not only > was I the first in my > class, > >> but I > >> had the best grades in the whole school. I'm > not going to lie to you > >> Santa, > >> there was no one in my entire neighborhood > that behaved better than me. > >> With my parents, my brothers, my friends and > with my neighbors, I would > >> go on > >> errands and even help the elderly cross the > street. There was virtually > >> nothing > >> I wouldn't do for humanity! > >> WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FUCKING YO-YO, > A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND > >> A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU > THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A > BITCH, > >> THAT YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE > FUCKING YEAR, TO COME OUT > WITH > >> SOME SHIT LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAMN TREE. AS IF > YOU HADN'T FUCKED ME > >> ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE SHITHEAD ACROSS THE > STREET SO MANY FUCKING > >> TOYS, THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAMN > HOUSE! PLEASE DON'T LET ME > SEE > >> YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT ASS DOWN MY > CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR! "I'LL FUCK > >> YOU UP!" I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID ASS > REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND > >> SCARE THEM THE FUCK AWAY, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK > YOUR BIG FAT ASS BACK TO > >> THE NORTHPOLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU > DIDN'T GET ME THAT > FUCKING > >> BIKE, YOU PUNK BITCH!! YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, FUCK > YOU!! NEXT YEAR YOU'LL > >> FIND OUT HOW BAD I CAN REALLY FUCKING > BE...YOU'VE BEEN SLIPPING ON A > >> MOTHERFUCKER FAR TOO LONG! SO WATCH YOUR BACK > NEXT YEAR, > >> YOU FAT BITCH! > >> > >> Love always, > >> > >> Little Johnny > >> > >
Padraig User ID: 9279843	Jan 18th 12:29 PM Wow
Jeff User ID: 1536664	Jan 20th 9:18 AM Min, it was, uh, an accident! I mean, it could have happened to anyone. Couldn't it? Anyway, I prefer the term "adult protection" to "diapers".
Min User ID: 0074284	Jan 31st 12:41 PM Well, _you_ said "diapers". But of course, I can understand that even a man like you needs protection sometimes. Something to lean on. Even if it's only a diaper. LOL. Hey, my reply is late, but I just couldn't believe people were posting on the christmas topic still. It was worth it, reading little Johnny's kind words to Santa, though. :-)
Ser Gary User ID: 1502094	Feb 2nd 5:15 PM Hey, it's February. Only 11 months 'til Christmas.