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TO ARMED ROBBERY GUIDE
TO ARMED ROBBERY
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How to Commit Armed Robbery
Why should I commit
robbery?
There are many reasons to commit armed robbery, but one should point out that you should seek all alternatives first as robbing any establishment can carry serious jail time, as well as serious risk of life. You may need to rob a bank because you owe dangerous people money, or you may need to pay off outstanding debts with a bank (Do NOT rob the bank of which you owe the money to.) and you may even decide to become a professional robber for the lucrative opportunities that await you.
What type of establishment should I rob?
Three things determine what scale of robbery you should commit. You will need adequate investment for any proper robbery, without the money to purchase the vehicles, weapons, and tools you may need your robbery will likely fail. If you have several investors or one large investor and can summon up to or more than a million dollars than you can rob a large bank or reserve. If you have more than twenty thousand dollars but less than one million than you can rob any small bank, or armored car carrying funds. If you have twenty thousand dollars or less than you can rob a convenience store or several stores in a spree. Whatever you do; do not under any circumstances rob any military guarded facility. Any facility with federal guard will have sophisticated tracking equipment at hand to track any radio signals you give out, and will undoubtedly be heavily armed, and the government is more likely to “hunt” you down vigorously than if you rob a state or private bank.
How should I finance my robbery?
Financing a robbery is like running a corporation, it should have share holders. If you are going to engage in a small scale robbery then you alone or two to three people should invest equal shares to commit the robbery. Medium scale robberies should have more financing and if you need money fast, odds are you don’t have a lot of cash so investors are needed. Large robberies require great deals of money and usually require a wealthy backer. When choosing investors try to find as many that will be operating in the actual robbery. This increases the chance that the investor will die, and if that happens more money goes to you.
What sort of people should help me with a robbery?
There is a serious dilemma about who you should hire. If you are committing a small robbery than you should use people you can trust, there is no terrible need to hire professional criminals to rob a convenience store. Anything else and it is up to the sophistication of your target. You will need skilled people to crack any vault, as well as trustworthy people. Don’t fret too much most professional criminals who try to double cross their boss end up quite dead very early in their career.
Where should I rob?
Never rob in your home state,
instead try to rob targets two states away from yours. The farther away you are
from the target state the less likely the police will track you. Especially
since cops in
But how do I actually plan a robbery!?
Firstly you need to get key information about your target, especially banks. Banks use time operated safes that can only be opened in select time frames, so you must inquire about the time. There are several ways to do this. You could kidnap the bank manager the day before your robbery and get all your information from him before hand, or you can get one of your robbers to get hired by the bank.
But what about the police?
You should try to learn as much as you can about the local police force as you can. Learn when they make check stops at the bank, their names, and the names of their family. This can be used to quite an effect. If you identify your cops by name and address them, later on their report will show that you the criminal knew their name, this makes them more likely to search nearby areas and acquaintances. The key to any robbery is of course monitoring the police and avoiding them.
What should I arm myself with?
You should arm yourself with weapons you are comfortable with, but you will be greatly helped if you utilize shotguns. There are two reasons for this, one: shotguns fire bee bees that kill their targets they do not leave whole traceable rounds within the victim, second: because you can easily make your own shotgun shells, if you make your own shells their will be zero chance of the police tracking the purchase of shotgun ammo to you or your fellow robbers.
Another weapon you could consider is the H&K G11, this gun is the most advanced weapon ever made, but when H&K was bought out by Royal Arms an inventory showed that of the five hundred made over four hundred were unaccounted for. These weapons can fire full automatic, burst fire, or single shots. They utilize the latest in case-less ammunition, this means the ammunition is 1/10th the weight of ordinary bullets, and the gun carries twice the magazine capacity of similar assault rifles. The G11 also carries a precisely spiraled barrel which provides supreme accuracy. The G11 has a short stock and short barrel this lessens the likelihood of anyone being able to knock it out of your grasp, as it is very close to your chest. The G11 is an expensive hard to find item, so unlike most other guns we do not suggest you destroy the weapon after the robbery, but rather you sell or keep it.
What should I do if I have shot someone?
If you are using a shotgun, you should attach a sturdy plastic bag or barrel to the ejection port. This way your shotgun cases will not scatter to the floor but will be contained, this way the police will have no evidence other than the bee bees left in the victim. Bee bees can be anything if you custom made your own shells you could use anything for them. They are not traceable. If you used any other weapon we suggest you perform the similar bag/barrel trick to keep casings to a minimum. If you feel you have the time you could burn or similarly destroy the victim’s body to destroy evidence of the bullet. Be aware that the bullets can be traced to a particular gun, but you need not worry about the bullets necessarily if you destroy your weapon later on, but still destroying and preventing bullets to be obtained by the police is a valuable precaution.
What should I do with my weapon after the robbery?
First you should take the weapon apart and then systematically dip every component into paint; this utterly destroys any finger prints left on the gun. Also you should then take the barrel, and slice it in half, as well as drill or sand down the inner surface beyond recognition. This will prevent any possible tracing of your guns. You may then dispose of your gun remnants into any nearby junk yard, dirt hole or lake available.
What should I wear in a robbery?
All members of the team should wear identically black or gray clothing, with no logos what so ever. You should make sure to contain all of your hair as they can be traced if found at the scene. For masks we suggest you wear black ski masks that show some facial skin. Before you commit the crime paint your faces black, (or white if your team is black) this way any witnesses will report the robbers as black individuals and the police will not be seeking as many white suspects. Also make sure to shave the bottoms of your shoes flat to prevent the police from tracking foot prints to shoes. A tool belt with an array of tools would be useful. Always wear gloves, and never take them off, in fact you should never touch any of your gear without gloves before or after the robbery. After the robbery dispose of everything you used for the robbery by dipping in paint and then burning or disposing of it in some random location (lakes, holes etc.).
What type of security measures can I expect from my targets?
Firstly armed robbery does not involve stealth; you are doing this in broad daylight, so you should not have to deal with any motion sensors or laser grids outside of the vault. You should however bag your own money as the banks carry special paint bombs that will be planted in your money bag if you let any bank personnel bag your money. Also make sure to carry CB-s to monitor police activity. Indeed If you have the resources post observers on roads to radio signal (or better yet use cell phones or wireless modems as they are harder to trace and triangulate.) to report police activity. To prevent tellers and guards from activating silent alarms the best measure is to kill them. This may sound harsh but unfortunately it is.
How should I handle transportation?
You should have at least two cars or vans for use. We suggest one legally owned vehicle and one stolen vehicle. You should park right outside the bank in view of witnesses with a stolen vehicle. Make sure never to touch any skin with the vehicle. Leave one man in each vehicle at all times. After the robbery enter your stolen vehicle and screech off. Then slow down and park at a discreet parking lot. Here you should have your legal car waiting (preferably van or bus) immediately abandon the stolen vehicle, undress and wash your face of any paint. This should be done within the vehicle, change all your clothes and immediately dip all your clothes in paint. By this point you should be driving away. When the police ask the witnesses for information they will report black men and your stolen car. You are actually white men (or women) in a completely different car. You are then assured that you have misdirected the police. This should buy you the time necessary to evacuate the state at leisure.
How should I spend my money?
Don’t, not before at least one year has passed. During that year you should trade you money at local small shops for change. For example go to a general store hand them a stolen hundred and receive a not to be registered as stolen bills twenties. In this way you should exchange all of your earnings into perfectly legitimate cash. If you wear gloves whenever handling the cash you should be assured of not being traced by the police.
What if my getaway vehicle needs some extra punch?
If you need especially tough armored vehicles, then you should buy one from #1 Armored Vehicles they provide new and used vehicles for sale. Alpine Armored Incorporated will sell swat vans, to armored Mercedes and 4x4-s. Some features these vehicles can offer are smoke emitters, oil slick device, and electric shock door handles, high intensity rear blinding lights, tear gas dispenser, bomb scanner, and security video systems. Non American producers are known to produce vehicles with interior operated (via remote) assault cannons capable of destroying virtually any normal car with ease. These vehicles can be expensive so they should be used only for high profit ventures, to be cost effective.
Is it wrong to rob?
Of course it is wrong to commit a robbery. Some will rob banks and suggest that the money is insured and that they only hurt insurance companies, but if you rob three million dollars though the insurance company is out three million, and rather than upset share holders and their profit margins they are more likely to cancel deals, and fire employees. In the end you will cause harm, indeed you may even kill people to commit armed robbery. There is no ethical justification; we suggest you put aside any moral qualms you have before contemplating armed robbery.
If
you follow these precautions and tips you will increase your chances of a
successful armed robbery by several times than if you didn’t.